Silver Tongue

skeletoncrimes:

afro-elf:

why is the rock… like this????

because there must be some balance to all the evil in the world

theeverlastingrandom:

Can we please talk about this robot and his complete inability to properly handle a door. 

Bonus:

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aplainaverageguy:
“ I’m dead
”

aplainaverageguy:

I’m dead

ceavit:

“From the time it is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.”

what if the litwick tried to revive the charmander by reigniting its tail but the charmander ended up as a ghost/fire type with struggle as its only move

trebled-negrita-princess:

4acesdave:

majorleaguebuttstuff:

airyairyquitecontrary:

newmodelminority:

insideguppysworld:

antinwo:

http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica

Save a life

Totes good data.

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

Change your neighbor’s screws too

Channel your inner dad

Chage everyone’s screws

It’s back

basic-lemon:

nieznamcie:

uk side of tumblr are u ok

The UK has left Europe. Which means we’ve also left behind all the laws Europe put in place for the protection of LGBT people and a shit ton of other good laws as well. The pound is at its lowest worth since 1985 meaning that thousands will loose their jobs as major companies try to save money by cutting the number of staff they employ, and a loaf of bread will probs cost more than fixing the teeth of everyone who’s ever been on Jezza Kyle ever. So no, we’re not really alright but it’s our own fault tbh.

jigglybuff:

Heartache (Music Box) - original song by toby fox (Undertale OST)
credit to Luna_KB for the music sheet

i feel like that windmill man in ocarina of time

xeduo:
“ coolthingoftheday:
“ #indoorgardening
”
when ur airbags go off and u get a face full of cactus
”

xeduo:

coolthingoftheday:

#indoorgardening

when ur airbags go off and u get a face full of cactus

Britain is leaving the Eu, Trump is a legitimate possibility for US president, ISIS exists, the value of the pound is plummeting, everyone is a racist and I want someone to eject me into the sun

just-shower-thoughts:

Being completely naked feels less naked than being naked with shoes on.