petite-pumpkin:

Asriel’s happy dance!

karpetshark:

i had an idea to make card themed bats??

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

copperbadge:

crowley-for-king:

just-shower-thoughts:

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

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ask-the-infiltrators:

modblogtjam:

ask–infurnarose:

modblogtjam:

ask–infurnarose:

onyx-forest:

XD w0t 

Fuckquad 

Why is this so funny XD

Where are four far Farquads on four far quads?

STOP XD

Wait wait wait, what about four far Farquads on four far quads on four far Farquads on four far quads?

Way a head of you

adurot:

infinite-scratch:

adurot:

I kind of need one of these for…. Reasons.

I need one of these to fire at my friends.

That might be my reason…

Originally posted by copycatting

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

shmemilyemily:

dlie:

dlie:

maribopuppy:

killthewhispernotthedream:

ryouseiteki:

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.

IT

HAS

RETURNED

Well I spent way too much time on this thing that I should have.

But I really liked the idea of a sand gardian.

POSEIDON QUIVER BEFORE HIM!

Reposting because I had forgot the most important detail

Thanks again Katiestrophic for the inspiration

But can we just talk about

why does his ass look like hank hills?