hoofprint-is-spooky:

4 Emojis. 

chefpyro:

‘are you carrying any weapons’, the guard asks me at the airport

‘actually, yes’, i say, before flexing, causing my enormous biceps to rip my shirt sleeves apart, ‘i’ve got these guns!’

the guard laughs. ‘alright then, gal, go on through’

little does he know about the gatling guns under the epidermal layer of my wicked rad cyborg arms

therealjacksepticeye:

jacksepticplier:

Thy foe has been defeated..

Aw this is so cool! :D 

dracini:

colorblaze-and-friends-rebooted:

Maybe I am a brat.

but at least i’m not a

BAT

The rules arn’t even that bad tho?
Like tell me who you are and don’t talk about sex
thats just???
normal isn’t it? who goes up to people the don’t know and screams about sex anyway? Fucking hell

Blogs have rules for a reason and you can’t follow them you can go fuck yourself.

The top one is the first one I had made but then realized it didn’t really fit what I was going for and so I made the second one with the same generic old person.

a-random-mod:

hyperchaotix:

officialdeadlinejon:

officialdeadlinejon:

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

Can someone make a political cartoon with an old person at a computer that says “entire knowledge of the world” saying “this thing is useless”

I made one myself.

discount-supervillain:

Steven actually reflexively puts his hands over his eyes whenever Ruby and Sapphire are within 5ft of each other.

additionally

flabbey:

FINALLY! FUCK YOU MINESWEEPER, I BEAT YOU!

dapper-deoxys:

god damnit

Called it