Silver Tongue

softjudaism:

softjudaism:

softjudaism:

softjudaism:

the year is 2017. anti-milk and pro-milk are now actual political standpoints. anti-milkers are oppressed and form a support group called SARCH which stands for soy almond rice cashew hemp

nobody ever remembers what the H stands for in SARCH and hemp milks gets its own community

1% milk tries to join SARCH and everyone in SARCH is like what the fuck get out

because lactose intolerance is a huge intra-community SARCH issue lactose intolerant members of SARCH speak out more yet are ignored by pro-milkers

snuffysbox:
“ still trying to figure out how I want to draw Frisk
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snuffysbox:

still trying to figure out how I want to draw Frisk

katswenski:

Man’s best friend.

Feel free to visit My Website – or see more of my stupid comics on Webtoons!

me: i've waited 50 years for this
my mom: you're 17
me: i've waited 50 years for this

werewolfjokewar:

swimmingferret:

ccakey:

now that kojima is making a game without creative restrictions i cant wait for the 5 month boss battle in death stranding

For anyone who thought this was an exaggeration-

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I’m really not sure if kojima should be stopped or encouraged.

chefpyro:

Shirley Curry, that old woman who does a Skyrim let’s play, is still going by the way. She’s been at it for 9 months and has uploaded 218 episodes.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzkY7wa8Ksxv4M5NyUYgTmA

ktabeau:

v171:

My team: [escorting the payload]

Mcree: It’s hiiiiigh noon. 

My team: 

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#this post is fake because it implies that my team escorts the payload

clientsfromhell:

Client: I’ve written and released a book, but my original cover looks hastily done and cheap. I would like a cover illustrated of the same scene, but done more professionally.

Me: Okay, that’s definitely doable. Here are my rates.

Client: Oh no, I have no money for this project. I could maybe offer you up to $20 but you’d be doing God’s work. You should embrace this opportunity and illustrate the cover for no charge.  

Me: Well, I think God would probably like you to pay a fair wage.

#sorrynotsorry