the year is 2017. anti-milk and pro-milk are now actual political standpoints. anti-milkers are oppressed and form a support group called SARCH which stands for soy almond rice cashew hemp
nobody ever remembers what the H stands for in SARCH and hemp milks gets its own community
1% milk tries to join SARCH and everyone in SARCH is like what the fuck get out
because lactose intolerance is a huge intra-community SARCH issue lactose intolerant members of SARCH speak out more yet are ignored by pro-milkers
Client: I’ve written and released a book, but my original cover
looks hastily done and cheap. I would like a cover illustrated of the same
scene, but done more professionally.
Me: Okay,
that’s definitely doable. Here are my rates.
Client: Oh no, I have no money for this
project. I could maybe offer you up to $20 but you’d
be doing God’s work. You should embrace this opportunity and illustrate the cover for
no charge.
Me: Well, I think God would probably
like you to pay a fair wage.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.