smolbats:

brokendildo:

paxamericana:

msnbc:

‪Kim Davis‬ is freed from jail and walks on stage to “Eye of the Tiger” before breaking her silence.

Learn more here: http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/huckabee-and-cruz-visit-jailed-kentucky-clerk

america is beyond parody

someone snipe this bitch

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She should be in a federal prison for not recognizing a supreme court (the highest form of power in america) decision and forcing her religion on people by abusing her government power.

conspicuouslad:
“ gamer-hood:
“ Just found bruce wayne on watchdogs
”
Occupation: He’s Batman.
”

conspicuouslad:

gamer-hood:

Just found bruce wayne on watchdogs

Occupation: He’s Batman.

lsxcrowned:

beauafrique:

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There’s no excuse for them hair salon workers that refuse to do our hair simply because “there’s not that much they can do”, Proof is here, look at it and dissect it! i suggest y'all start learning how to do a cornrow or two.

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^

Bantu knots look so rad. They’re the kind of hair that says “You are in my domain right and will respect me as queen”

My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur

the-morally-neutral-spiderman:

I guess I got the human halves of my parents. 

My sister was not so lucky.

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She has a really great personality.

putmeincoach:
“ shoolk:
“ Based mom is based
”
Where is the lie?
”

putmeincoach:

shoolk:

Based mom is based

Where is the lie?

bob-artist:

Porn on My Dash - An Autobiography

thatsthat24:

morelikeempress:

thatsthat24:

When Nobody Helps You With the Group Project 📓

Dude, your dance moves are sick.

Thank you, they usually save my grades when all else fails.

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

PSA

sweet-poni:

aurora-archus:

Dont do hypnotism videos. 

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Originally posted by freckles-and-folk-music

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PSA
Always do hypnosis videos. Especially the erotic kind.

sweet-poni:

addyscorner:

Yeah but The number one ship for me is

JoshxJess, and I call it traumashipping lol or joss.

Like, we have these two babies who clearly are not okay and I have a lot of feelings about this ship.

Like Jess clearly went through the most traumatic experience of the night, and even her dram job of being a model is ruined because of what happened last night

and then we have Josh who is mentally unstable and that night will only make it worse unless he gets some help.

But maybe he finds solace in helping Jess who is so confused about what happened or at the police station she falls asleep because shes fricken exhausted and hurt and he lets her head rest on his lap and helps her when she wakes up screaming. And they just hug and cry and hold each other because that stuff in the mines shouldnt have existed but it did and they are both sooo messed up.

Traumaship YEAH!!

I also like mikexjess and other pairings but come on. Lol

CHRIS AND ASHLEY THOUGh?

Honestly, I don’t ship josh with anyone from the party due to the fact that his sisters dying made him go crazy. Also, Chris and Ashley seems like the only one that wouldn’t end miserably considering emily and mike are cheating on their partners with each other.