I really believe this is bullshit

father-3:

a-giant-spider:

i dunno about you guys but if i’m not sure if a snake is venomous or not i don’t think my first step would be to grab & examine its ass 

vinesauce:

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1ZWZzQkyy0)

So this happened.. this guy must really hate plastic.

grandfatherstar:

/points at billford// is this allowed

wolfitten:

a-random-mod:

sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:

well

no

i mean

Silver/Diane send me a hypnosis thing

and …

…I don’t normally believe in hypnosis

but

ohmygod

ohmygod indeed

I…am very very curious as to what the “thing” was…

I got her to have sex with a pillow because of this

chefpyro:

gearholder:

greensalamander:

krazy-chibi:

I can’t believe I actually finished this! XD

This happened because I binge watched the Game Grumps playthrough of the Goonies Games.

I hope they see this! I worked really hard on it!

The Goonies © 1985 Warner Bros. Inc.
Game Grumps © The Game Grumps

This is kinda like updog.

This summer. 

One smart fellow.
Will. Feel.

SMART.

Guest-starring the guy who created Facebook. Not the guy who played the guy who created Facebook, but the guy who created Facebook.

Also featuring Mr Wilson’s 72 purple cats and the game, buttball.

pearlthedestroyeroftheworld:

thekillersofficial:

This is sick you’re a sick sick man

So this is what homeworld thinks of fusion

just-shower-thoughts:

If I ever commit a violent crime, first I will dumpster dive behind SuperCuts and collect the hair they threw away. Then, after the crime, I will cover everything in the room with the hair clippings. The Jury will have no choice but to acquit me and the 794 other forensically identified suspects.

deviantartwhy:

I AM THE LORD OF THE RINGS.