thebigt2000:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

ok im reading zim issues 9 and 10

gaz knows her priorities

i fucking love this comic and show

modern invader zim is something i never knew i needed

zim is a total nerd pass it on

also

I love how the teacher from the “Johnny the Homicidal Maniac” comics made it into the show.

actually the JtHM takes place in the same town as invader zim. You can tell because they share a bunch of notable landmarks. It’s a common theory that johnny is actually dib grown up

somuchforthetolerantleft:

jecenifo:

enemy-stand:

wittgensteinsmister:

sorio99:

sonicthehedgegod:

airlesscell:

wittgensteinsmister:

mortal kombat takes place in a world where the letter c doesn’t exist

Mortal Kombat and Korn are in the same canonical universe

next time on game theory

You know what? Fuck you. Fuck you up the ass you massive piece of shit. MatPat puts so much goddamn work into pleasing people and researching and backing up his claims, but you think a couple of dorks making a dumb joke is on par with him? Fuck. You.

holy shit

just kalm down man

i mean, it IS just a theory

this is the new copypasta

kopypasta

savefrog:

why

sweetiesugarbird:

cranberrycapers:

Pugs are not cute.
Pugs are malformed, inbred, sick animals that should never have existed.

(Above: pug and wolf skulls. Note the shallow eye sockets, crowded, protruding teeth, and short snout in the pug.)

• Dogs pant to cool themselves. As pugs have practically no snouts, they have trouble cooling their bodies and they can suffer from organ failure as a result.
• Pugs are often unable to breathe properly due to their short snouts and compact breathing passages. This inhibits their ability to do things that dogs like best - running, chasing things, playing.
• Pugs suffer from a mangled jaw from which their teeth grow in all directions.
• Because of the distorted shape of their skulls, their eyes commonly pop out of their heads. 60% of prolapsed eyes become blind. Eyes put back in the skull are prone to infection and the dog may need treatment for the rest of their life.
• Their eyes are also prone to swelling painfully, becoming scratched, and being irritated by their eyelashes.
• When excited, pugs are prone to getting fluid stuck in their throats, making them choke or gasp for breath. This is given the cutesy nick name “reverse sneezing”. [video]
• As it can be difficult for pugs to exercise, they are prone to obesity.
• Some pugs are born with their nostrils pinched almost shut, making it impossible for them to live without an operation.
• The wrinkles on their faces will become infected without constant, careful cleaning by their caretaker.
• About 64% of pugs suffer from hip dysplasia (malformed hip sockets) which causes crippling lameness and painful arthritis.
• Pugs have a genetic weakness to demodectic mange (a pretty nasty skin condition caused by mites).
• Their curled tail makes them susceptible to hemivertibrae - misshapen backbones which cause spine bending and instability, neurological disorders, back leg paralysis, incontinence, and pain.
• Pugs are so inbred that a study of ten thousand pugs in the UK had the genetic makeup of only 50 individuals. Inbreeding means that defective genes are more likely to be expressed and passed on to offspring.
• Necrotizing meningoencephalitis (brain swelling) is common among pugs. Dogs with this condition usually die within a few weeks. 

I am so sick of seeing pugs being celebrated.
Their small, squashed skulls, facial wrinkles, curled tails, and protruding eyes are actually valued when these characteristics are a cruelty in themselves.

Pugs are charming, sweet, funny little souls and they don’t deserve the bodies humanity has designed for them.

Stop celebrating pugs.
Stop buying pugs.

The pugs that are already around still deserve love and care. Adopt animals that need a home and love them, but don’t buy a pug from a breeder.

elliot-of-owls:

recentgooglesearches:

ms paint cows singing we built this city song

@dan-mcneely

arashi500:

helioscentrifuge:

jayunderscore:

I’m not even a manga fan and this really hit me in the feels.

#WHAT IS THIS SHIT #DID GOKU GIVE BIRTH TO NARUTO AND LUFFY
Akira Toriyama, the creator of Dragonball Z, was a huge mentor and friend to the creators of One Piece, Naruto, and Bleach. This is a callback to a recurring concept in Naruto, where a photo is shown of a much older master with their three students, all of whom are now masters of their own right teaching their own new team of students.

This makes me smile

juanfernandova:

Learning the basics.

kastortheunspareable:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines

like, grass goes in, fast comes out

most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil

and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass

i made this post over a year ago and somehow in the past four hours or so it got 1,300 notes?

this is a finely aged shitpost, over a year old, sealed in an oaken barrel to give it the optimal flavour.

elfzelda:

Wake up, Link

↳ [ The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild ]

chefpyro:

jiigglebones:

sn0wbro:

steven-universe-official:

Guys I need all your Steven Universe reaction images (this is important).