jwblogofrandomness:
“welcome2summonersrift:
“ Kiss kiss fall in love
”
This seems like something out of a Fairly OddParents episode.
”
It’s exactly out of a fairly odd parents episode and the vase was insured for a lot more

jwblogofrandomness:

welcome2summonersrift:

Kiss kiss fall in love

This seems like something out of a Fairly OddParents episode.

It’s exactly out of a fairly odd parents episode and the vase was insured for a lot more

kelpiesnshit:

Yknow I would 100% like sell nudes and pics of my feet and dirty panties if it was all done digitally

You can probably make a separate partreon and people see how much they donate. Like, the cheapest option would let them see feet and suggestive things whereas the more expensive supporters get full on nudes.

dracini:
“ Tis I
The noodlyest dragon
”
Best noodle

dracini:

Tis I
The noodlyest dragon

Best noodle

ruthlessamor:
“ ayellowbirds:
“ punishandenslavesuckers:
“ There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.
”
Here it is:
”
No one can ever say...

ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.

uh Sweet? do you need a care package sent asap? I think i might have killed you

sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:

I HUMPED MY PILLOW

<3

Oh no! Did I break you?

sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:

well

no

i mean

Silver/Diane send me a hypnosis thing

and …





…I don’t normally believe in hypnosis

but

ohmygod

ohmygod indeed

earthdad:
“ heck ya Bernie tell it like it is
”

earthdad:

heck ya Bernie tell it like it is

Stop hating Donald and wishing death upon him

dapper-deoxys:

Okay, I get it, not all of us like him but we shouldn’t wish death upon him just because you prefer Mickey Mouse or Goofy. Some of you even hate him just bc he’s a duck, give him a chance come on.

I don’t see why people hate donald. He’s angry, annoyed and skeptical about everything. He’s the most relatable character disney ever had.

bloodywhitewolf:

slagarthefox:

yoroi-mikoto:

gothlolilunatic:

theebonyegalitarian:

antifeministaragorn:

thatroxxiegirl:

slagarthefox:

thatroxxiegirl:

slagarthefox:

Once again, Cracked fails at video games.

If you played Tomb Raider and the thought never once crossed your mind that Lara was incredibly brave, resilient and extraordinary, you were probably super high and actually playing Crash Bandicoot. But you weren’t playing it on a console. You were playing it on a toaster.

Don’t you know?

Most of these don’t consider anything short of a emotionally repressed and violently unstable PTSD arch-tape like Sarah Connor circa T2 a strong female character.

Which by the way, her actress even said she played her as an extremely unstable and screwed up individual and not some role-model of female empowerment.  

People who exercise selective memories with female characters really piss me off. Like, heaven forbid any female character be a multi faceted, three dimensional being that is in possession of strengths AND weaknesses.

Fuck me dead.

Reblogging because “Fuck me dead”

And what was more “realistically proportioned” about her? Cuz they shrunk her chest? This shit again I swear lol.

Anyone who says “proportions were made more realistic” to mean “they made her boobs smaller” instantly earns my dislike. I guess according to these people, my natural 36J chest don’t real.

Isn’t Ellie like 13???? And was nearly sexually assaulted just before the protagonist arrives? Do smart people not get traumatized when assaulted or something?

14, and yes.

The scene in question happens right after she brutalizes the insane physcopath that held her captive and threated to rape and/or butcher her for food and was heavily implied to be about to make good on the former with a machette.

These are the same idiots that buy into Anita saying that the blurry slab of pixals they called the Scythian from Sword & Sworcery was a ‘positive example’ of female representation… when you can’t even tell the fucking character *is* female.

Ellie is a really strong character who is traumatized not just by the sexual assault but also by the fact that teh government was trying to kidnap her to take out parts of her brain in an operation that would kill her. You wanna talk about sexism in last of use? talk about them removing ellie from promotional art because they believe a game won’t sell well if a girl is on the cover. That is sexist. but ellie as a character isn’t.

rosexknight:
“ fuckyeahretailrobin:
“ [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “YOUR BANK...

rosexknight:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “YOUR BANK STATEMENT.”

Bottom Text: “IS NOT A RECEIPT.”]

why. why did you think handing me this would be sufficient proof of purchase? 

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT THANK YOU!!