ostracizedpoodle:

After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing

I would be content if nikki manaj was the last thing I heard before dying.

dracini:
“a-random-mod:
“deviantartwhy:
“kill me
”
dracini
”
People can make oc’s how they want
If someone made this and likes it then who’re you to judge?
Let people me happy man.
”
I was tagging you because it was a plant pony.

dracini:

a-random-mod:

deviantartwhy:

kill me

dracini

People can make oc’s how they want
If someone made this and likes it then who’re you to judge?
Let people me happy man.

I was tagging you because it was a plant pony.

dapper-deoxys:

You can use me pal but the moment you play with my friends like they are dumb, brainless puppets you’ve crossed the line

deviantartwhy:
“kill me
”
dracini

ojiisanholic:

facingthewaves:

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

sammy-makes-moosetracks:

The climax of poetic literature.

foxintwilight:

fuckin’ Gravity Falls

artisticautistic:
“ coconuttygrey:
“ el-aatmik:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ (photo by MaggleCole)
”
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD
”
oh my god… What happened. Is that a pressure cooker? It sure looks like it from that lid in the ceiling.
”
I’ve never been...

artisticautistic:

coconuttygrey:

el-aatmik:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo by MaggleCole)

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD

oh my god… What happened. Is that a pressure cooker? It sure looks like it from that lid in the ceiling.

I’ve never been more confused

If thats a pressure ooker that was left unattended the it would explain everything. Pressure cookers can explode with enough pressure. That’s what the bomb at the boston marathon was a few years back. A pressure cooker filled with nails.

blackbirdrose:

zerachin:

theongreyjoy:

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.

#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW

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