Silver Tongue

ollivandur:

sallybowls:
spookydragonswords:
pizzaforpresident:
the deadliest sport known to man:
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS EVEN CALLED
scooters
death on wheels

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

what height are u

tall person: oh, uh idk?? like 5'10 or 6'1 i'm not sure ahaha
short person: i am 156.3cm or 5 feet 1.61 inches i measure myself 3 times a week
 truest thing I've ever seen
 did you just comment on a chat post you soggy fuck nugget
 who selling wet hit my DM
 i really miss my dad
 who gay clik like
 according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly...

scafe-dragon:

trashythingsgohere:
The couples great wedding photos who scared the life out of my kids when we got the invitation.
@mutfruit-sniper

hey guys welcome back to game theory

eliteshielder:

sn0wbro:
up next: we discuss how kirby was actually the archduke of austria, franz ferdinand
both of them are/were capable of stealing their enemies’ powers by inhaling said enemies
both of them indirectly started world war 1 by being shot by serbian assassins

christopher-reeve:

remember that time superman got totally owned by deadshot

needsmoreexplosions:

punlich:
theprogramisupgraded:
Four facial models, seven backgrounds, eight jokes.
I have to say I’m at a loss

leftclausewitz:

karlcat:
i feel like ‘frog and toad’ is an untapped goldmine of potential memes i mean like look at this pic alone
when ur readin a post and you don’t know which side you’re supposed to be takin

xhiale:

Pares.