Silver Tongue

pecattiphilia-squared:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

Significant other: The stars look beautiful tonight, dont they?

Me: Yeah, they-

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Significant Other: Babe, what’s wrong?

Me (shaking): I……n-nothing….

The two responses I’ve seen are the people who don’t understand and those who do understand but wish they didnt

WAIT NEVER FUCKING MIND I GET IT NOW SON OF A FBIT

shaikara:
“ Not enough time in the night
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shaikara:

Not enough time in the night

New State Idea

shitpost-senpai:

slimetony:

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chop off the extra bit of Oklahoma and create Neo Oklahoma

Meanwhile in Neo-Okaloma

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COWBOY.INI LOADED
DOWNLOADING YEEHAW2.WAV 48%
CHECKING GET_A_LONG PARAMETERS
PARAMETER CHECK SUCCEEDED
DUMPING HORNSWAGGLE CACHE
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H O W D Y  P A R T N E R

bigfatscience:

modified-vegan:

FYI science isn’t unbiased
You need to look at who’s funding the study
You need to look at the methods
You need to look at the type of statistical analysis
You need to use logic
Just because it’s “science” doesn’t mean it’s good science

You need to read the actual results and not rely on the abstract or the authors’ summary/interpretation or a media press release. 

communistbakery:

memeufacturing:

i just hit 27,000 followers

your arms must be tired

caffeinatedqueer:

“So how’s life?”

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thewinterwulf:

is it just my FO4 game or can’t dogmeat NOT get the Cryolator when I ask him to fetch > item :(

I really want to get that fuckin gun but dogmeat isn’t fuckin fetchin it and i’ve tried fetch > item and fetch > container and it keeps saying he doesn’t find anything and then he sad whimpers and i can’t help but feel slightly disappointed in him and at my game

like bitch i aint gonna wait till i can fucking picklock it at level 69 to get it like cmon mofo that gun gon’ be weak as shit by then

THey patched it like a month after the game came out.

clientsfromhell:

Client: (Monday) I would like a one-on-one training session. 

Me: OK; I can do 2.30 on Thursday

Client: Tuesday at that time is perfect. 

Me: No problem. 

Me: (one minute later) Sorry, I’ve just noticed you said Tuesday. I’m afraid I can’t do Tuesday; I offered you Thursday at 2.30.

Me: (an hour later) Just following up. Again, there was a miscommunication and I am NOT available tomorrow. Please let me know if that time on Thursday works for you.

Client: (Tuesday morning) I am looking forward to our one-to-one session this afternoon. 

Me: I’m sorry, I’ve been trying to reach you. That was a mistake. I can still book you for Thursday afternoon. 

Client: (Tuesday, 1:30 PM) I thought it was booked for an hour’s time? 

Me: When we emailed before I offered Thursday, which I think you read as Tuesday. I am not available this afternoon, and can only do Thursday. 

Client: (Wednesday) Well, I guess since you missed our appointment tomorrow will work. What time?  

Me: Again, I’m available tomorrow, Thursday, at 2:30 PM.

Client: OK!

Thursday, 2:30. I show up early for our training session. My client does not show up at all.

revolutionarykoolaid:

Westboro Baptist Church came to Orlando to start some shit. Instead, their shit got shut all the way down! Shout out to Orlando Against Hate for organizing the counter-protest against WBC. #orlandostrong