seymour-butz-stuff:

the-bi-man-cometh:

newtonpermetersquare:

You can’t be that dumb, right?

vaccines contain the corpses of disease so that your body is able to train and defend itself against the real deal

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

dont remember who this bitch is but this is what i’ll look like 5 years from now

i wanna dye my hair this exact colour

pepper anne

space-is-out-there:

zebcuson:

cool-ghoul:

raiseyourweapon:

uncle-billy-offical:

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

This show hurts my brain

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

silver-tongues-blog:

a-perplexing-puzzle:

kinda sucks for Zelda that she went to three sacred springs and heard nothing whereas Link can roll up to any dinky old goddess statue and Hylia’s just like, “oh hey man, what’s good, got any orbs?”

to be fair, link IS the goddesses chosen hero while zelda is just her reincarnation. I mean, if you peaced the fuck out and your body regularly tried to talk to you, would you respond? Fuck no, you just got rid of that shit. But that twink you like calls? hell yeah pick up

dingodoodles:

I’ve been playing a lot of Animal Crossing lately so this was bound to happen.

apparently he had a bad experience with a mantis sack

same thing happened to marvel

pissvortex:

King

so the ice ice baby has grown up into the ice ice man