how neurotypicals seem to think the psychiatric world works
mentally ill person: *calls doctor* Yes hello doctor i have a problem
Doctor: yes hello patient who i somehow always have time for. pls come down to my office in 10 minutes to discuss this problem
mentally ill person: okey dokey
Doctor: and of course i know u r only a student, so i will give you this doctors visit for a $5 copay!!!! now please, tell me about ur problem. do not worry about time restraints this office exists in a void where the time limits to visits dont apply.
mentally ill person: *is able to describe symptoms accurately, concisely, and perfectly.*
Doctor: You this one diagnosis perfectly without any oddities. here is your magical diagnosis paper. you now have this disease. you did not have it before. here are magic pills that can cure your disease forever!!! am i a psychiatrist or a psychologist? I don't know
mentally ill person: *takes pill and is suddenly 100% functional and 'normal'* Now i am permitted to talk to neurotypicals again</p>

hollanollagetdollar:

notnadia:

womaninterrupted:

thebestoftumbling:

meet benjamin: the orphan pygmy goat

vanpocalypse you need to watch this.

BRITISH JOURNALISM AT ITS FINEST

REPPIN LOOK NORTH NEWS KREW

kelpiesnshit

a-random-mod:
“Can’t sleep. Drew Melon. She has a potty mouth I’ve realized.
”
one more reblog

a-random-mod:

Can’t sleep. Drew Melon. She has a potty mouth I’ve realized.

one more reblog

a-random-mod:
“Made a ref for melon.
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one more reblog

a-random-mod:

Made a ref for melon.

one more reblog

dapper-deoxys:
“finally, I can be an epic egg
”
craftykraken

dapper-deoxys:

finally, I can be an epic egg

craftykraken

jasper didn't choose Fusion Abstinence and now she's trapped at the bottom of the ocean !!!FOREVER!!!

chefpyro:

Another one. Short one. I just loved this moment, so I wanted to make it right away. Also nobody can convince me Arin’s voice doesn’t fit Peridot perfectly.

hailedloco:

maccabeez-eh:

hailedloco:

can we just like, all agree to boycott tumblr for 24 hours to show the staff that we’re pissed about the update? because they have to track usage and stuff like that, and I feel like it would send a pretty big message if enough people did it. like nothing fancy, just don’t use tumblr from 12:00am to 11:59pm, one whole day of nothing, not even mobile blogging. maybe set up one queue’d post explaining why you’re boycotting (so anyone that doesn’t get the memo would know what’s up) but other than that maybe even stop queues (just for the day) to help send the message.

I’d propose Wednesday, September 9th as the day. That’s one week after the update, one week to give it a try, one week to show the staff that we’re not just overreacting to change (the way people are apt to do on the internet) but are serious about not liking the way they’ve changed our blogging experience. That also gives us a week to get this post around the site: long enough to spread it around, but not so long that people forget that we’re going to do this. Maybe set a reminder on your phone or computer so that you don’t forget. I’ll be posting in the tag #updateboycott throughout the week for general reminders and to answer any questions/suggestions.

And please, reblog this. The only way this will work is if enough people see this post and participate to make a difference. 

so tl;dr: hate the update? join the boycott of tumblr on Wednesday, September 9th from 12:00am to 11:59pm by just not using tumblr that day. 

Thanks.

also: different timezones are a thing, so wouldnt it be ultra cool if we all agreed on 24 hours in the same timezone? so it really makes the biggest possible impact?

I realized that after I made the original post. The boycott will begin at midnight on the american east coast, which means:

9pm Sept 8th PST (US & Canada West Coast)

10pm Sept 8th MDT (US & Canada Mountain)

11pm Sept 8th CDT (US & Canada Central)

12am Sept 9th EST (US East Coast)

5am Sept 9th GMT (England)

6am Sept 9th CET (Central Europe)

1pm Sept 9th JST (Japan)

3pm Sept 9th NZST (New Zealand)

1pm, 2:30pm, and 3pm Sept 9th (Australia)

thanks to everyone who’s pointing this out, please try to reblog this with the times on it!

*shurg* Probably a gal that keeps deers in her backyard

I don’t have a yard unfortunately. Live in an apartment

Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.