clientsfromhell:

We are a web design company. One day the company chairman calls us in the design studio.

Chairman: You guys do software, right?

Me: Well, yes.

Chairman: Great. There’s another company I’m starting. I want you to write missile guidance software.

Me: Um…

Chairman: Don’t give me that. Software is software.

Alright guys, listen up.

slenbee:

I’ve recently heard about the incident that occurred during the live-stream involving the accidental leak of markiplier‘s Skype.

I’m going to give you some helpful tips on what to do regarding this issue:

1. Don’t add them.

2. Don’t add them.

3. Don’t add them.

4. DON’T ADD THEM.

5. DO. NOT. ADD. THEM.

Remember recently when Mark had to move? How he was uncomfortable with people finding his house? With people asking to come in or to give him things? This is the EXACT same concept. Adding these people is NO DIFFERENT then walking up to THEIR door, knocking on it, and demanding to talk to them.

Would you like 6 THOUSAND plus people coming up knocking on your door when you just want to be left alone?

No? Exactly.

if you respect and love these men and women or have any respect for Mark when you know it was an accident;

DO

NOT

TRY

TO

ADD

THEM.

Mark isn’t just some youtube celebrity. He is a human being. Please respect that.

Made a ref for melon.

Made a ref for melon.

ikimaru:

ok so since some people don’t seem to know the difference

requests  =/= commissions =/= suggestions

requests is when you ask somebody to draw you something *for free* , if they’re ok with the subject, and sometimes the artist keeps a list of all the requests and will try to get around drawing all of them

commissions same as requests except you pay money for the artist to get done your drawings

suggestions are just casual ideas you can give the artist who might get around drawing them eventually, but without any actual expectations to see the finished drawing because doing it or not is completely up to the artist

Can’t sleep. Drew Melon. She has a potty mouth I’ve realized.

Can’t sleep. Drew Melon. She has a potty mouth I’ve realized.

But imagine Sapphire playing Until Dawn and not knowing exactly which decisions lead to which results because of all the possible branching paths.

randomguy2015:
“ because-tina:
“ destieljohnlockfuckyeah:
“ ninjaotta:
“ just-your-average-superman:
“ cherry-babe:
“ mystuffstuff:
“ sarcasticallyfabulous:
“ johnnysjetpack:
“ miso-soup-gyny:
“ anti-feminism-pro-equality:
“ What if this had been...

randomguy2015:

because-tina:

destieljohnlockfuckyeah:

ninjaotta:

just-your-average-superman:

cherry-babe:

mystuffstuff:

sarcasticallyfabulous:

johnnysjetpack:

miso-soup-gyny:

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

What if this had been reverse? What if the girl dumped him and then he smashed all of her CDS or her cellphone and laptop? How would society react? By calling him abusive and controlling.

See, female on male abuse is seen as funny or comical. you see those commercials with the wife throwing the boyfriends stuff out the window. IF the genders were reversed, everyone would see it and call it out for what it really is…abuse.

Abuse is not funny in any way shape or form.

This is why we don’t need feminism.

This mother fucker also owes him a fuckton of money.

thats more than 600$ worth of games!

that’s a fucking felony, theft and destruction of property. call the law on the psycho bitch!

“This is why we don’t need feminism.”

Actually, it’s why we DO need feminism. Because feminism isn’t about making women superior and putting men on the bottom. Feminism IS about making everyone equal. The “comedy” behind male abuse is a result of the patriarchy, which is exactly what feminism is trying to destroy. The patriarchy mocks weakness in men, so when men get abused, it’s not taken seriously. It’s a joke, it’s funny, it’s no big deal. “You’re a man, suck it up.”

That’s not what feminists want. If you think that’s what we want, then you you’re not talking to the right feminists. It’s about equality, NOT just reversing the roles, understand?

It’s not okay to abuse women, it’s not okay to abuse men, it’s not okay to abuse ANYONE. That’s the fucking point. The point isn’t “whaa it’s time for women to get to be mean you need to lean your place”. The point is gender inequality is stupid and unhelpful to everyone.

So if you don’t like the way men are treated, don’t hate on feminists. Join them. We don’t like it either.

Thank you.

THANK YOU.

I wish the feminists on this site would all think this way.

all the feminists on this site do think this way. the people who don’t think this way are not feminists

EXACTLY

randomguy2015 I’m crying for him.

I’d be crying if that was me tbh

How To Royally Piss Off The Zodiac Signs
Aries: Telling them to calm down, making them feel insignificant, underestimating them, bossing them around, being slow, trying to control them.
Taurus: Nagging them, saying something and then not following through, being rushed, expecting them to rearrange their schedule for yours, stealing their food.
Gemini: Ignoring them, not caring about what they have to say, lacking interest when they are discussing something profound, not letting them explain their side of things, being boring, being ignorant, distancing yourself from them.
Cancer: Being insensitive, giving them the silent treatment, rejecting their love, threatening them, criticizing them, leaving them unsure about where they stand.
Leo: Lying to them, taking them for granted, talking behind their back, embarrassing them, undermining their authority, not appreciating them.
Virgo: Touching or moving their things, interrupting them, being stuck up, making them feel unappreciated, looking through their things with out asking, giving them advice they didn't ask for.
Libra: Pressuring them to make a decision, being disrespectful, generalizing or stereotyping anything, being unfair, making them feel inadequate, not giving them space.
Scorpio: Making them feel like a second option, giving them reasons to not trust you, dismissing their ideas, calling them out on their shit, getting in their face.
Sagittarius: Pushing them around, fucking up the second chance they gave you, exploiting them, invading their privacy, being a hypocrite.
Capricorn: Making them feel unwanted, Making them feel like their feelings are irrelevant, insulting their character, making them feel beneath you, not respecting their schedule.
Aquarius: Bringing unnecessary confrontation, not letting them do things their way, not giving them room to breathe, trying to change them, telling them their beliefs are silly.
Pisces: Making them feel like their emotions and feelings are unimportant, making them feel alone, being fake, telling them to "grow up", manipulating them.
marinashutup:
“ maa-iingan:
“ VOTE FOR HIM
”
After taking a Political Communications class, I’ve learned that despite how everyone says they don’t like attack ads, they are still INCREDIBLY effective. Bernie Sanders knows this and he still chose to...

marinashutup:

maa-iingan:

VOTE FOR HIM

After taking a Political Communications class, I’ve learned that despite how everyone says they don’t like attack ads, they are still INCREDIBLY effective. Bernie Sanders knows this and he still chose to take the high road. He could have even used this opportunity to politely criticize Hillary’s stances on issues but he refused.