Silver Tongue
scraps-is-busy:
“ So somebody at the con pointed out I have a pocket watch. Thing is, I didn’t know I had one.
How did I get this?
”
I remember you mentioning it once. I'ts broken or something and mostly decoration

scraps-is-busy:

So somebody at the con pointed out I have a pocket watch. Thing is, I didn’t know I had one.

How did I get this?

I remember you mentioning it once. I'ts broken or something and mostly decoration

bludragongal:

directiontoperfecti0n:

Bill Hader on his SNL audition

I feel like this is pretty much the most accurate way to describe life as an adult.

roadsaltedpretzels:

And that’s the whole game

(I have a Zelda sideblog if you guys want to scream about it with me. I’m always prepared to scream)

briannathestrange:

If Zootopia was a horror movie… {x}

ninten1:
“ And it’s done! After about three hours worth of work, I finished the shield!
Someone please save me from Marvel hell.
Reblogs > Likes, I worked hard on this.
”

ninten1:

And it’s done! After about three hours worth of work, I finished the shield!

Someone please save me from Marvel hell.

Reblogs > Likes, I worked hard on this.

roachpatrol:

shyfeminist:

Rep. Gwen Moore (D-WI) has had enough of the growing movement to drug test poor people who need government assistance. So on Tuesday, she’s introducing a bill that she says will make things fairer.

Her “Top 1% Accountability Act” would require anyone claiming itemized tax deductions of over $150,000 in a given year to submit a clean drug test. If a filer doesn’t submit a clean test within three months of filing, he won’t be able to take advantage of tax deductions like the mortgage interest deduction or health insurance tax breaks. Instead he would have to make use of the standard deduction.

Her office has calculated that the people impacted will be those who make at least $500,000 a year. “By drug testing those with itemized deductions over $150,000, this bill will level the playing field for drug testing people who are the recipients of social programs,” a memo on her bill notes.

Moore has a personal stake in the fight. “I am a former welfare recipient,” she explained. “I’ve used food stamps, I’ve received Aid for Families with Dependent Children, Medicaid, Head Start for my kids, Title XX daycare [subsidies]. I’m truly grateful for the social safety net.”

FUCKIN WRECK THEM

jen-iii:

Good Luck Kisses~

what are some differences in personality between yours and dans charas?
Anonymous

epic-divorceman:

bloodsbane:

Ummmm, I mean we talk about Chara a lot, headcanons and stuff, and for the most part our ideas work off each other and mesh well. 

 I guess when it comes to how we actively draw/interpret them, his Chara is a bit more unpredictable and crude than mine, maybe more childish, and constantly anxious and worried and growling. Meanwhile my Chara, I think, comes off as quieter and more calculating and internalizes things more. They’re generally more calm on the outside, but more reserved also. 

they’re both huge hopeless nerd children tho, pls help them

Bloodsbane: dan I think your chara and my chara have to fight to see who is the Alpha Chara
shit goat: oh noooo
shit goat: oh nooo thats not fair :(
shit goat: well idk
shit goat: mine’s very unwell and would get tired fast and lose, but if they could get a clean shot at your charas tiny wrists
shit goat: then maybe
Bloodsbane: mmm perhaps
Bloodsbane: their wrists are pretty tiny
Bloodsbane: maybe my chara can drag your chara with them off the edge of a high place
Bloodsbane: but mine will make it out unscathed with the help of their parachute shorts/skirt(?)
shit goat: wait thats dumb if theyre up high theyd both just jump and the fight would be over
Bloodsbane: IL WAS JUST ABOUT to say
Bloodsbane: if chara kills chara is it suicide or murder
shit goat: chara voice: both i hope
Bloodsbane: kekekeke
Bloodsbane: I think my chara’s a little bigger than yours
Bloodsbane: fuller too
Bloodsbane: yours has hollow bird bones
Bloodsbane: I feel like yours is much more unpredictable and frantic and flaily
shit goat: very true, they have like zero regard for their shitty little body yours might be able to pull themselves free from rubble but mine would chew their leg off to get out without even thinking
Bloodsbane: I feel like if they were fighting in a pile of sticks or hay or in a forest with lots of foliage yours could camouflage
shit goat: yours could hide in the khaki section of sears
shit goat: so the camping section is fair

thatsthat24:

New Roommate ✨

queengaycrow:
“ FUCK
”
I FUCKING REFUSE

queengaycrow:

FUCK

I FUCKING REFUSE