Dick chain: reblog with the word dick to make the longest chain of dicks
Yo maybe don’t delete sideblogs for a while

aztechnology:

halasterblackcloak:

looks like the code f-ed up and you could end up deleting your account

this has happened to not just one, but two of my friends now, take care everybody!

cartoonpolitics:
“ “Plot twist. Just when everyone was pretty much resigned to voting in the next election for whichever right-of-center Republican or Democrat presidential candidate they thought was ‘the lesser of two evils’ up popped Bernie...

cartoonpolitics:

“Plot twist. Just when everyone was pretty much resigned to voting in the next election for whichever right-of-center Republican or Democrat presidential candidate they thought was ‘the lesser of two evils’ up popped Bernie Sanders, who isn’t really evil at all. He is in fact that rarest of creatures in Washington, an honest politician.” .. (read more here)

(cartoon by Adam Zyglis)

neurosocialist:

agustd:

courtesy of twitter user @jddalessio: proof that staff legitimately dont give a fuck about disabled people. what do you have to say, tessshebaylo? i didnt know disabled users were now “you people”

image description (which i’ve been lazy about but need to do): a tweet by twitter user @jddalessio saying “Yeah, so, @tumblr staff members just informed a friend of mine that people with “disabilities aren’t our concern with regards to making their UI accessible for everyone. Some apps are required to be 503-compliant. @tumlbr is, in Tess’s words, “not for your kind,” referring my visually impared [sic] friend. *sigh*”

then a tweet from @TechCrunch saying “Tumblr finally makes “Reblogs” more readable especially on mobile devices” and a reply from @jddalessio saying “@TechCrunch The recent changes aren’t compatible for viz impaired. Tumblr’s @Tess_Marie says that’s bc “blind people don’t use computers.”

tortav:

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING PREPARED ME FOR THE BUNNIES

kilalabunnies

You know what I love about Nymphadora Tonks?

kimberlychristmas:

heylookitsliz:

lupinatic:

shark-in-a-bubble:

She was a metamorphmagus so she had the power to change herself into like the most gorgeous woman ever, but she didn’t. Instead she gave herself this bright-ass-pink hair and changed her looks to please herself, not to please others. You go, Tonks.

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The only time she changed her looks for others was to make them laugh and make them happy by doing funny things. And thats the best way to be a metamorphmagus.

officialkeikoandgilly:
“ thegreatdelta:
“ talesof4chan:
“ Anon prevents a suicide
talesof4chan.tumblr.com
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Not bad.
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Well played.
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water-writer:

aninounettear:

and die

i wasnt ready for that 

To be honest, I was expecting “AND JOOOOOHN CENAAAA” But this is even better

pitfather:

im obviously super into social justice culture but over the past year its turned everyone into self righteous dickheads who expect everyone to be perfect angels and like, hey listen, literally no one is. yes definitely call out bigotry and awful systems whenever you can but nitpicking people’s histories and personalities is so malicious and unnecessary and yall do it to feel better about yourselves and thats gross. find healthier ways to be positive in your own life rather than dissecting other people for the thrill of thinking you’re a better person