Silver Tongue

clientsfromhell:

Client: So you’re using one of those new 3D printers now?

Me: Actually I’ve been using 3d printing since the 90s.

Client: Ha! It wasn’t around then!

Me: It was, actually. It was just less prevalent.

Client: No, no, no, if it was, I’d have known about it.

Me: Apparently not.

(For the alignment post) Don't know you well at all, but I could see you being chaotic good
Anonymous

helping the most people possible by any means necessary? I can see that to an extent but after a point, chaotic good and lawful evil are indistinguishable. 

Lawful neutral (for the alignments thing)

I can see that. 

flipperwasadick:

vegetatears:

I’m going to start speaking to customers like children when they’re mad

“Sir, you can’t get the candy if you keep throwing it on the floor. It’s dirty now, do you want dirty candy? Now, sir, throwing a temper tantrum won’t change my mind. If you continue, I’ll call your wife to come pick you up and we’ll see what she has to say about your behavior today.”

When I see another character…

quartz-poker:

widjetarcs:

with a Desert Eagle as their “main weapon”

Much original

Very edge

Many intimidate

Seriously, there are so many other really cool pistols if you must have one.

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I wonder if a revolver pistol-axe is do-able?

that looks very flintlock, not revolver.

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

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tastefullyoffensive:

Plane Safety Cards: Explained by The Poke

micdotcom:

Goddess Diamond becomes the 14th trans person killed in the U.S. this year

On June 9, 20-year-old trans woman Goddess Diamond became the fourteenth transgender person killed in the United States in 2016 when her body was found in a burning car in New Orleans, reported Autostraddle on Tuesday. Many believe the timing of her death is not merely a coincidence.

nekomi15:

krazy-kurly-kook:

aslutfor5sos:

this is the quality stuff i wanna see on my feed

This makes me so happy

AAWWWWWWWWW!!!! My heart melts!! 

priestessamy:

keeponshouting:

as a general rule, if you’re seriously asking yourself “but what if I’m faking?” then odds are you’re not faking.

I really really really really really needed this