Silver Tongue
jeremykaye:
“ Burgled
”

jeremykaye:

Burgled

endivinity:
“ This is such an illegal idea. but Dunsparce’s tail looks like a honey dipper and I couldn’t resist it. What a sweet baby
Pick one up on a shirt!
”

endivinity:

This is such an illegal idea. but Dunsparce’s tail looks like a honey dipper and I couldn’t resist it. What a sweet baby

Pick one up on a shirt!

thehistoryoftheladder:
“ aquarian-sunchild:
“ bloodyxbaroness:
“ downlo:
“ This excellent visual representation of that old scam, “trickle down economics”, has been all over Twitter recently.
”
And then the glass on top gets too big and too full and...

thehistoryoftheladder:

aquarian-sunchild:

bloodyxbaroness:

downlo:

This excellent visual representation of that old scam, “trickle down economics”, has been all over Twitter recently.

And then the glass on top gets too big and too full and all the other little glasses below it break and then they all shatter.

And the big glass blames the little glasses for not working hard enough to hold it up.

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

dreamsburntoashes:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

therealtrae:

sweetest-tab00:

blackpussupremacy:

questionall:

So NOT surprised by this! We all knew that this one was rigged from the beginning. Millions of votes NOT being counted should make everyone in this country furious!

They made me use a mail in ballot the day of
On top of that they had me wait hells long
I’m registered as independent and was voting democratic so I wrote it off as that
Then shorty made about ass deal over giving me an “I voted” sticker
Felt hella fishy

whaaaaaaaat

SO WHAT NOW AMERICA. WHAT. NOW

Not surprised

This place is a fucking dump… We don’t even deserve Bernie at this point

He is the hero we need but do not deserve

dreamingofcossackia:
“ dreamingofcossackia:
“ dreamingofcossackia:
“ eviltepes:
“ dreamingofcossackia:
“ hey man, eat this giant mound of ancient butter i found in the dirt
”
Do you love the lapels on that ignorance?
It really suits you.
”
What the...

dreamingofcossackia:

dreamingofcossackia:

dreamingofcossackia:

eviltepes:

dreamingofcossackia:

hey man, eat this giant mound of ancient butter i found in the dirt

Do you love the lapels on that ignorance?
It really suits you.

What the fuck? All right buddy I’ll be here with my bog butter

who gets angry over a post like this I’m screaming

buddys had it up to here with the bog butter abuse. … now’s the time to make a stand ….

amey-winehouse:

fuck-me-barnes:

carmanitaknits:

wagrobanite:

think-progress:

Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday Americans. 

Why does this not have more publicity. This needs it!

I want a reality tv show where politicians have to live in poverty for a month. They have to live in Government housing, shop with food stamps, and get only a limited amount of money for clothes. Because here, they still have all their trappings, lilke nice cars and thousand dollar suits. I want them in Walmart jeans trying to determine if they can afford a carton of milk. 

Give them a full calendar year. I want to see them confident in January, and sometime around June choking back tears at the Safeway because they are tired, so tired, of eating 25 cent cup noodles, eyeing other peoples’ full grocery carts with a dull bewilderment.

Let me see them despair because they have a persistent nagging cough that won’t go away and might be turning into pneumonia but the minute clinic is $60, which might as well be as six million dollars, either way they ain’t got it to spare - and that doesn’t count the cost of prescriptions. Let me hear them tell people about the muscle cramps they get at night due to eating non-nutritious garbage for months, the weakness from persistent hunger. 

Let them know the shame and frustration of only owning one pair of cheap polyester pants for work and one pair of thrift-store jeans, and both persistently have ripped crotches and seams coming undone, no matter how many times they get sewn back up.

Let the women know the particular sort of despair that comes once a month when you can’t afford even the cheapest pads or tampons.

Let them understand the frustration of being charged a $35 fee for a $2 overdraft. Let them watch as the bank holds charges from different days in “pending” till they all come through on the same day, and the bank charges them four times for a single overdraft because “the charges all cleared at the same time”. 

I want them to know the particular pain of having to decide between food for the week, or transportation costs to and from work. You can’t have both. Choose wisely.

You do not truly understand poverty until you’ve lived it and a month isn’t enough to encompass it. Not even close.

^^^

lightsintheskye:

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

They confirmed for the new Zelda, that you can go fight the final boss from the start of the game. That means you can make a full on mad naked dash straight to Ganon

I love you Nintendo

11/10 best Zelda game ever

But imagine

“Sir Ganon, I have dire news!”

“WHAT IS IT, MINION?”

“There are reports of a naked screaming madman rushing straight towards this location, setting fire to everything in is path!”

image

I had to.

menderash:
“ thanks wikipedia for making sure i noticed that johannes wierix couldnt draw a fuckin whale nose to save his life but goddamn if he didnt get that whale dick perfect
”
@gluttonace

menderash:

thanks wikipedia for making sure i noticed that johannes wierix couldnt draw a fuckin whale nose to save his life but goddamn if he didnt get that whale dick perfect

@gluttonace

cheeziesart:

Rain Forest Eeveelutions (Open Species, please link back to this post somewhere and give credit. I’d love to see what people do with them!)

A population of the Eevee line that developed and evolved in heavy rain forest areas. They’re smaller in size and harder to tame in captivity, making them unsuitable companion Pokemon for inexperienced trainers. Hunted for their fur, they were once considered a Vulnerable Species but are now listed as Least Concern. (Heavily based on Ocelots and various animals)

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