ravenfirewitch:

Tell me why Hans gets to live but this Cinnamon Roll was burnt to a crisp 

clientsfromhell:

I’m an Australian freelancer, and I was working with an American Producer for an Australian market.

Me: You’ve misspelled colour. We use the British spelling, so here, “color” would be incorrect.

Client: I’ll think about it.

Me: Well it’s an Aussie client and an Aussie target market. It would be a bit embarrassing to not spell it correctly. 

Client: If it wasn’t for us saving your ass in World War II you would be Japanese!

levis-short-ass:

femtoxic:

majiinboo:

IM SCREMAINGG

pro-life people will do anything

Not gonna lie, the person in the picture looks like someone who would be working for hydra.

yellow-fr3ak:

glenn-griffon:

demnewswire:

President Obama has achieved incredible progress for the United States.

Just imagine what he could have accomplished if the republicans had let him do his fucking job.

^^^

moodstoned:

mycenturion:

petition to build a wall around Donald Trump’s house so he can never leave it

make him pay for it

maybeiwasserious:

sciencejoe:

IT ALMOST MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE.

buttersheeps:

the masuda method works

peoplemask:

lady-patra-baelish:

mayasbadassmama:

If you don’t get this reference, you are too young to be on this here page

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

when childhood slaps you in the face

If they have a child, it would be unfindable.

lotiastsade:

theragebear:

imminent-death-syndrome:

pfffthahahahaha fucking got caught you snake.

> “Gender norms are evil and only serve to oppress men and women.”
> “This old Nintendo Power issue says Samus is 6′3″ and almost 200 lbs. There’s no way she’s a woman!”

brianna’s evidence was literally an offhand joke several years ago that was taken out of context

Bruh, if any of the nintendo characters are trans, it would be zelda, not samus.
Well, actually it would be that cahracter from paper mario who actually IS trans. Or birdo who is hinted to be trans. But samus is most certainly not trans.