sawkinator:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

All of tumblr’s updates since it was purchased by Yahoo have been made to make it look more and more like Facebook.

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meagan-hood:

softlyghosts:

softlyghosts:

eddie redmayne is playing a transwoman in a new biographical film and i honestly hope he gets hit by a car

can people get angry about like this the way they did w/ that dakota fanning movie and also can ppl plz boycott this film

And this casting was no accident so no one can say “oh maybe there were no trans women who wanted to audition.” Nicole Kidman was originally going to play the role; trans women weren’t considered in the first place.

Hey dumbass, did you ever stop and think that a transperson playing a role like this would require them to go off of HRT which could undo years of work?

fnaf-trash:

anyone remember when THIS was a thing

Does anyone know where I can legally become a minister without having to pay money or go to years worth of commitment?

The Customer Is Not Always Right: Getting Owned By the Owner Part 2
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 2
COFFEE SHOP | LEICESTER, ENGLAND, UK
(I’m standing in a fairly short queue when a businessman walks in, pushes straight to the front and starts dictating his order to the 20-something year old cashier.)
Cashier: “I’m afraid you’re going to have to go to the back of the queue, sir.”
Business man: “I have an important meeting shortly. You must serve me now!”
Cashier: “Yeah, the longer you stand there, the later you’re going to be. Back of the queue.”
Business man: “Do you have any idea who I am?”
Cashier: “Nope. Now shut up and go to the back of the queue.”
Business man: “How dare you talk to me like that?! Get me your manager now!”
(The cashier sighs heavily, walks into the back, comes out with an older woman in tow and nods her towards the businessman, then disappears back into the back.)
Manager: “What seems to be the problem, sir?”
Business man: “That boy was incredibly rude to me! I demand you fire him immediately!”
Manager: “I’m afraid I don’t have the authority to do that, but if you want I can get the owner for you.”
Business man: “Bah! Fine, but I expect to be compensated for having to go through all of this trouble!”
Manager: “I’m sure you can discuss that with him, sir.”
(She then walks into the back, then comes out again with the now grinning cashier.)
Cashier: “Yo.”
Business man: “What’s the meaning of this? I said I wanted to talk to the owner!”
Cashier: “Like I said, yo.”
(The businessman silently gapes for a few seconds, then walks out stammering threats about having his head and closing the shop down.)
Manager: “Why do you always have to involve me?”
Cashier: “I just love the look on their stupid little faces when they find out I own this joint.”
(The manager rolls her eyes and walks into back.)
Cashier: “I love this job. What can I get you?”

septicplier:

On The Stage (x)

Felix and Ken are probably me

If markiplier is the FNAF killer… And Cry is markiplier? THEN WHO IS FLYING THE PLANE

captaincasualty:
“ Hello? 911? I just witnessed a murder.
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captaincasualty:

Hello? 911? I just witnessed a murder.

Chip Relationship Summary (because she needs one since she’s interacted with basically ALL my characters at some point in time)

rosexknight:

If I forget you please yell at me.

  • Daughter of Gingerbread and [character needs name], and the granddaughter of Blueberry Muffin, Gingerbread’s mother.
  • Parents died at an early age, leaving her to be raised mostly by her grandmother, and Enis (belongs to dracini) after her death.
  • Loving mother of Cinnamon Roll/Vorpal, son of Camellia and Jabberwocky (belongs to hoofprint-is-spooky)
  • Best friend of Libido, Sugar Wishes (belongs to azula-griffon), Pippin, Cheshire
  • Favorite student of Pyrite and gives free cake to Charming.
  • Dated Celery, who didn’t take her fear of the dark seriously enough and royally screwed up. Was beaten up by Enis (belongs to dracini)
  • Had a one-sided fling with Gallows (belongs to dracini, and is now focusing on her son and accepting romance may never be in the cards for her.
  • Short relationship with Jekyll and Verdan (belong to fangpony) that simply didn’t work out.
  • Supplied apples by Alderman (Applebutt), and Crystal Berries by Onyx. Pippin is the delivery bat for both.
  • Friend of Dilly, Jimminy, Alice, Azure and later Lapiz (belongs to a-random-mod).
  • Acquaintance to Jabberwocky (belongs to hoofprint-is-working), Port, Starboard, Indigo, Dreamcatcher
  • Gives free cake to everyone, whether she knows them or not