dandantsunkun:

therarejackalope:

This is how Sony’s E3 conference went right?

@drcullentheamazing

thewickedobscurity:

bitsow:

the-majestic-cheese-turtle:

surprisebitch:

ectobiologyisms:

My Pepto-Bismol Super Bowl ad was unanimously rejected

this is terrifying

Why are you like this?

erwinsmitn:

erwinsmitn:

my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount

wait, I just mentioned this to him again and he said “no, they didn’t block kissanime from the White House, they banned it from the entire Department of Defense”

mx-bones:

when ya have a fast metabolism system but you feel full for once after eating a single meal

Originally posted by autoreloader

:

wait really holy shit

chefpyro:

jiigglebones:

oraoraoraoraoraoraoraorandchill:

bealrightchild:

dead rising 4

He hasn’t fucking aged

Actually, he looks youger

He’s covered wars you know

micdotcom:

Watch: Samantha Bee is so fucking done in fired up, necessary segment after the Orlando shooting.

monkeybubbles360:

megbiediger:

joshpeck:

please God no

What’s happening?

You gotta draw the line somewhere! You gotta draw a fuckin’ line in the sand, dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, ‘what am I willing to put up with today?’ NOT FUCKIN’ THIS!!

total-kawaii-gay:

dajo42:

dajo42:

being poly is nice but i literally accidentally scheduled two dates on the same night

i was honest about it and now the three of us are going on one single date. maybe i just ruined every sitcom

Imagine your ot3

misty-williams:

Link before BotW gameplay: pure cinnamon roll son, too good for this world

Link after BotW gameplay: Arsonist, pyromaniac, kills and destroys everything