silencingthedrums:

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eriquin:

eriquin:

Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I am at a loss for words.”

It’s dicks. A big box of metal dicks. Dildo molds. Just, hundreds of them.

And I can’t share it because I have family on facebook. And I’m not sure if I should repost it here because … they’re not my metal dicks. 

But you should all know that there exists a big box of metal dicks that are probably going to be melted down into, I would hope, one giant metal dick. 

(No, probably not. But I can dream, can’t I?)

I may regret this, but …

that’s a lot of dicks.

Fine dwarven crafts, direct from Orzimmar!

Go cheer kilalabunnies up.

chefpyro:

this is where that fucking image came from

the fucking derpscout

this is a piece of cultural heritage.

this should be taught in schools.

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

i just remembered rubberfruit exists

i can’t believe this was two years ago

textsbetweengems:

Oh my gosh, can someone please explain to the thousands-of-years-old ultra-powerful gem warrior what “whole grain” means

I bet it can be used to make some pretty nice sandwiches though.

chefpyro:

Are we talking being turned into a bootleg master ascend or grab a rocket with his bare hands and get ripped in half and flown into the sun ascend?

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