*starts paper the night before its due* *puts a date from several days ago to imply to teachers that i am a diligent student who knows how to manage my time wisely*
why dont white haired anime boys just dye their hair to change their fate
i just have the mental image of a plucky redheaded anime best friend getting through to the final episodes and then suddenly dying
and as he dies the red dye seeps out of his hair and the protagonist best friend is like GOD DAMN IT DUDE WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME YOU WERE A WHITE HAIRED ANIME BOY THIS WHOLE TIME I COULD HAVE PREPARED FOR THIS
‘ah’ whispers the dying boy ‘i guess i couldn’t escape my roots’
I wanna make this a thing
I’ve seen this 5 times today and only just realized it was a fucking pun.
Springtrap: We lost Purple Guy over 30 years ago.
Purple Guy, shouting from within the suit: STOP TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD
I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial
Shit how do I walk
But no, this is exactly what happened with sonic boom and sonic DX. he didn’t read that amy could tripple jump and didn’t read what the headband thing could do. Then he was super stuck until he just glitched his way through.
Remember kids, having sex with one person unaware that the other has an STD is considered rape. It’s sex under false pretense and not what was consented. Also, it can be considered reckless endangerment.
I always thought it was funny that your player character in Pokemon is 10 years old. Like, yeah, they’re “anime ten” where they look at least 18 yadda yadda, but they’re still ten.
Imagine the people in the Pokemon League. These are fully grown adults, right? They’ve trained their entire lives to be the best trainers in their country. They’re the best of the best. And then a ten year old walks in. A high and mighty four foot tall ten year old with a big smile on their face walks in. They’ve never even seen a tity. They don’t know where babies come from. They’re ten.
How did this ten year old get in to your arena? Did they wander in here by mistake? They say they’re here to battle you. Aww, how cute. This kid wants to fight the big league trainers, so they snuck in to fight you. That’s cute and funny. You’ll tell the others about this next lunch break. You decide to humor the kid and accept their challenge. You toss out your level 50 Tyranitar. You and this Pokemon have spent decades together, you trained for ages to get it to Level 50. You’re the best trainer in the country.
The kid reaches on their belt and tosses a Master Ball. Wait, what? A Master Ball? How did that kid get a Master Ball? Out of the master ball pops…
God.
God popped out of the Master Ball.
The very same God Pokemon that controls the flow of space, that you go to church and pray to every Sunday.
This ten year old kid just pulled out a Master Ball and threw God at you. God is, in fact, Level 73.
God shoots Hyper Beam at your life-long partner Tyranitar, causing it to evaporate in to dust. He’s fainted in one hit. The kid yawns.
The kid wipes your entire party of Pokemon, the Pokemon you spent most of your adult life training and caring for. You are stunned. You ask the trainer how long they’ve been doing this. They say “I started a couple of days ago.”
That fourteen year old emperor was Elagabalus. You should really say her name, because she was an important figure and fascinating, and historians are very eager to forget her. I say her because she was openly transgender. She searched the entire empire for a physician who could give her female genitalia, but as far as we know she couldn’t find one. She dressed only in women’s clothes and wore makeup and long hair. She referred to herself not as Emperor, but as Empress and as Queen. She was forced to marry several women for her office but all the marriages ended in divorce. She freed one of her slaves, a man named Hierocles, and married him. This made the Praetorian Guard so mad that they decapitated her (and her mother, who tried to save her).
By those standards, Elagabalus was the only female ruler of Rome.
And today she is still only known as “the boy who invented the whoopee cushion.”
This is all fascinating but I’m reblogging for that last comment.
^^^
ancient rome was intense as fuck
I kinda get annoyed when people say Pearl is lesbian
She isn’t, she’s demi. The only person she has shown attraction towards was rose. She isn’t lesbian, she’s demisexual.
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