animateglee:
“ hazelandglasz:
“ mashable:
“ You can now stop trying to figure out how much tuition is at Hogwarts; J.K. Rowling says Hogwarts is free.
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but the students still have to buy their books and school supplies don’t they?
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Yes but if...

animateglee:

hazelandglasz:

mashable:

You can now stop trying to figure out how much tuition is at Hogwarts; J.K. Rowling says Hogwarts is free.

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but the students still have to buy their books and school supplies don’t they?

Yes but if you’re in a situation where you can’t buy your school supplies (for example if you’re an orphan without inherited wealth like Tom Riddle) then there is in fact a Hogwarts fund to use so if you really can’t afford stuff you still don’t have to worry.

vriskarse:

so my chemistry teacher has a playful rivalry with the other teachers on her hall and yesterday a teacher anonymously left a note on my teacher’s board that said “my students are better than your students” so instead of guessing who it was my teacher went around the entire hall and stole pens out of every classroom and, as “an experiment in chromatography”, got us to drop water and rubbing alcohol on the note and sample marks made by the stolen pens to see what color the ink turned and when we figured out whose pen was used to write the note she went to the teacher in the middle of class and confronted her about it

College sounds like a wild place

hoofprint-is-spooky:

rosexknight:

Final Design of Camellia. She paints her hooves. Yep. I love her. This is Cinnamon Roll’s mom everyone!

Pretty mom pony.

She really be considered a mother though? Does she have any children other than cinnamon

pixalry:

The Legend of Zelda - Created by Dexter James Cruz

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deanismypatronass:

found an old birthday card

please destroy it in the fires of mount doom

Someone needs to call an exorcist. 

82117:
“ tittily:
“ “ my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
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82117:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

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numahachi:

avpdyuto:

can you shitpost and aesthetic and fandom at the same time

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evilroachindustrial:
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“ ccoastal:
“ hanars:
“ luckykrys:
“ thecreach:
“ luckykrys:
“ “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’...

evilroachindustrial:

jennytrout:

ccoastal:

hanars:

luckykrys:

thecreach:

luckykrys:

“Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck.”

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

How dare women try to have nipples.

Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.

Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know. 

And on top of all that, exposed breasts have a long and storied history of symbolism in art. They mean all sorts of things. The sculptor may have chosen to expose her left breast specifically to denote her courage–her heart is exposed–or to evoke comparison to Amazon warriors, who cut off their right breasts.

Titties are complex in art.

They weren’t pardoned for being pregnant though. They “pleaded their bellies” at trial meaning they were given stays of execution until they gave birth. After which, they both would be executed like the rest of the crew.

Mary Read died in prison from possible child birth-related complications/sickness while it’s rather vague as to what happened to Anne Bonny.