Markiplier has automatonophobia, the fear of things that falsely represent sentience such as mannequins. 

rosexknight:

bro-slimshady-strider:

Working in customer service

AMEN

every single night

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

bridge to terebithia is such a harsh wake-up call as a kid like “surprise, sometimes main characters die. welcome to the real world motherfucker.”

dapper-deoxys:

dapper-deoxys:

what do you do to Officer Jenny if she trespasses a place you and your fellow ghost pokemon live in

you haunter

Scare her and listen to her gastly screams

kilalabunnies:

a-random-mod:

kilalabunnies:

scope-dogg:

suburbsclone:

WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.

LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.

PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.

DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY.

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER

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a-random-mod , rainbowmod , and thesweetadventuresofstrawberry

Fite me

You wanna go???!!

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Originally posted by gifak-net

Let’s go.

adurot:
“ gunrunnersarsenal:
“ adurot:
“ gunrunnersarsenal:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ (via bengals4)
”
I also like how at least 2/3 of that flag’s content is not native american…
”
Are you implying KFC and Pizza Hut aren’t American?
”
not just...

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via bengals4)

I also like how at least 2/3 of that flag’s content is not native american…

Are you implying KFC and Pizza Hut aren’t American?

not just implying. Tacos are a Mexican dish. Pizzas a Italian dish. Are you implying they are not?

Pretty sure Taco Ball ain’t actually Mexican food. Mexican Inspired maybe.

Actually taco bell was rejected from mexico twice. The first time was the 90s and all the stores closed after two years and the second time was in 2007 in mexico city where it lasted until 2010. they were too “americanized” and people in mexico city prefered to have real mexican food. 


In the late 80s, pizza hut tried to open a few stores in italy but went bankrupt fairly quickly due to teh inability to keep up with competition of real italian pizza. 


So yeah, taco bell and pizza hut are just as american as KFC.

Why artists and writers reblog their work multiple times:

wyomingsmustache:

directium:

  • They posted it late at night and want people to see it in the daytime
  • They want others to reblog it
  • They want more attention for it
  • THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT
  • They have followers in different timezones and want everyone to get a chance to see it
  • THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT
  • IF THEY REBLOG IT MULTIPLE TIMES, THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WANT ATTENTION FOR IT AND THEY’RE LIKELY NOT GETTING ENOUGH, SO THEY KEEP REBLOGGING IT IN THE HOPES THEY’LL GET SOME
  • BE A COOL BRO AND REBLOG
  • THEY’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER

“Bro why you keep reblogging your own work bro”
“BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS”

U are kawaii sempai. Notice meh

dracini:

a-random-mod:

dracini:

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Did someone say something? This beanbag keeps squeaking,

My butt is in your face

That’s cause venison is delicious

Don’t put your mouth to my butt. I don’t know where it’s been.

U are kawaii sempai. Notice meh

dracini:

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Did someone say something? This beanbag keeps squeaking,

My butt is in your face

kilalabunnies:

scope-dogg:

suburbsclone:

WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.

LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.

PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.

DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY.

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER

image

a-random-mod , rainbowmod , and thesweetadventuresofstrawberry

Fite me