steelheartellie:

tumblelog-user:

because babies don’t have object permanence, that baby believes those balls are being destroyed from existence and created before his very eyes. if you thought that too, you’d likely have a similar reaction

lol what an idiot

termanal-velocity:
“ Fuckin Xbox controller
”
Is that Colin O'Donoghue?

termanal-velocity:

Fuckin Xbox controller

Is that Colin O'Donoghue?

a-random-mod:

Thomas Sanders is like deadpool if deadpool was rated G

Because a lot of people are like “STRANGELY TRUE!” I’m gonna elaborate. His vines have no fourth wall (at least for him) and he has untold powers which he uses for silly personal things. He respects his friends and has his own set of morals.

kilalabunnies:

aam5ever:

miss-united-states:

You’re safe.

There’s nothing chasing you. There won’t be a face in the window. Nothing is following you up the stairs. Nothing is under your bed. You can throw your legs over your bed, you can have your arm over the side of the bed, because nothing is out to get you. I promise. I’m here to protect you. I’ll kick its ass.

You’re safe.

This just really helped me oh my God

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pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

ablackberrywinter:

what is the x files even about? every screen shot I see of it mainly involves the red headed woman looking like she can’t believe this guy. 

It’s about a red headed girl facing aliens and monsters on a daily basis and still not believing that they exist.

nillyandthefunkybunch:

sixpenceee:

thewhoviancockerspaniel:

sixpenceee:

angrynerdyblogger:

sixpenceee:

This extremely creepy looking bird was found in Venezuela. 

It’s called the great Potoo and it’s real. It’s rare to see one in broad daylight. 

I’m not sure what’s worse, seeing one in the day, or hearing a rustle from above you and shining your phone over to see what it is and seeing that face looming out of the darkness.

And then having it stare at you with it’s dark, beady eyes 

I LITERALLY JUST READ A CREEPY ASS STORY ABOUT A SMILING OWL AND NOW I SEE THIS FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE THIS FUCKING SITE

Ooo let’s add more fuel to the fire

SMILING OWL STORY

DO NOT BRING UP THAT STORY OH JESUS  CHRIST!

askdarkzoralink:
“ thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:
“ Someone needs to make an edit of”mm whatcha say ” to this vine XP
”
While this isn’t that, I think I got the next best thing lol
”

askdarkzoralink:

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

Someone needs to make an edit of”mm whatcha say ” to this vine XP

While this isn’t that, I think I got the next best thing lol

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parkimlier:
“ parkimlier:
“ STAN WENT THE FUCK I N
” ”

parkimlier:

parkimlier:

STAN WENT THE FUCK I N

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