Silver Tongue

magicschoolbuzzed:

lapsuli:

Can’t wait till Lapis ends up in the visor of shame :,)

Bad and naughty gems get put in the visor of shame to atone for their sins

outragedbird:

when you’re writing an essay and need to meet the word limit

talk-to-a-jelly:
“ Trying to catch waifus N’ husbandos like
”
considering how many squids you have, I would think you’re a master.

talk-to-a-jelly:

Trying to catch waifus N’ husbandos like

considering how many squids you have, I would think you’re a master.

mostlyjudson:
“ angryinkeddrunk:
“ I screamed
”
I have 2 deaf parents… can confirm, way more emotion, and you can cut the tension with a knife when they argued with sign language.
”

mostlyjudson:

angryinkeddrunk:

I screamed

I have 2 deaf parents… can confirm, way more emotion, and you can cut the tension with a knife when they argued with sign language. 

One of the customers gave me fireworks that I set off right after I clocked out

sitiri-blume:
“I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this…
”

sitiri-blume:

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this…

lychgate:

oipep:

oipep:

wheres that meme with the guy dressed as a flower begging to be peed on, asking 4 a friend

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honestly have i talked about how this is the funniest meme ive ever laid eyes on? the one guys worried expression in the second panel contrasting with his friends bewildered one. the ellipsis. the capitalization on “not’. the betrayal. the dawning of realization on the first guys face when he realized he was going to kill this poor man. the unshaved face. the fact flower man is on his knees with his back arched. every aspect of this comic is working together in perfect harmony to make all my time spent on this website well-spent

The extra amount of sad the guy gets from panel three to four, the fact that one gesture calls for fingers and nothing else does, the smaller font in panel one as if he’s trailing off in a whisper but partially also to fit on the page