The fucking hospital so I squeezed his sandwich and hopefully you won’t order 5 minutes before closing again

fort-of-violets:

kitkatminho:

my-ships-need-to-sail:

garbagefingers:

geodude:

I FUCKING HATE THUIS WEBSITE DELETE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

Didn’t even unmute and I died

I TOTALLY WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AND MY VOLUME WAS UP ALL THE WAY AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I KNOW RIGHT. THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING TO ME. 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY HEART JUST FUCKING STOPPED

I FUCKING DROPPED MY PHONE

Maybe this year there will be two ball pits

greenwithenby:

Steven Universe: A show with strong themes of forgiveness and accepting others despite their perceived shortcomings

fandom: Treats every character like a flawless angel or an irredeemable demon with no in between

joshnewberry:

Hey this post is getting lots and lots of notes and I’ve seen it on my dash like 4 times this morning alone but the OP is a “trans critical radfem” who clearly means trans women when she’s referring to “males” just a heads up if you.. Don’t believe that but are reblogging the post..

I understand you probably didn’t know if any of you reblogged without realizing and don’t feel bad if you did. I just wanted to alert people to the actual nature of the post

(Tbh I had to check because a huge portion of the time, if you see someone posting things that explicitly uses female/male terminology they are a transphobe who’s using that language to imply trans women are actually men, or aren’t women or are lesser than cis women)

missmuggle:

“I’ll miss you…”

rhinocio:

Sapphire is too mature for anything but stoic bacon strips.

sweet-poni:

a-random-mod:

Thomas Sanders is like deadpool if deadpool was rated G

that blew up

Thomas Sanders reblogged it twice

kite-on-a-string:

icanhelpyouthere:

clracomalfoy:

au in which it isn’t the weasley family walking up to the platform at the same time as harry but the malfoys

I’M SCREAMING, HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN YOU IMAGINE NARCISSA HELPING BBY HARRY ONTO THE PLATFORM AND DRACO APOLOGIZES FOR WHATEVER HE SAID AT THE ROBE SHOP THAT MADE HARRY UPSET BECAUSE HE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS AND LUCIUS IS ALREADY MUTTERING ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF DRACO BECOMING FRIENDS WITH HARRY AND NARCISSA SLAPS HIS SHOULDER AND TELLS HIM TO SHUT UP BECAUSE “LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE LUCIUS, DON’T CORRUPT THIS” AND THEY GET A SEAT ON THE TRAIN TOGETHER. 

ALSO RON STILL ASKS TO JOIN THEIR CAR BECAUSE “EVERYWHERE ELSE IS FULL” AND DRACO STARTS TO SNEER BECAUSE HE CAN SMELL WEASLEY BUT HARRY IS LIKE “YEAH SURE COME ON IN” AND SO DRACO’S LIKE “OH” AND JUST UGHHHH. 

IMAGINE IF HERMIONE WALKED IN AND DRACO WAS ABOUT TO GO “MUDBLOOD”, BUT HE DIDN’T WANT THE FRIENDSHIPS HE MADE TO END SO QUICKLY, SO HE KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT 

IMAGINE IF HARRY GOT PUT IN SLYTHERIN WITH DRACO AND PUT INTO THE SAME DORMITORY HOLY HELL MCGONAGALL WOULD HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLESOME POTTER AND MALFOY SNEAKING OUT AT NIGHT WHEN THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED 

IMAGINE IF DRACO SEES HERMIONE DOING THE BEST OUT OF ALL THE FIRST YEARS AND REALIZING THAT BLOOD STATUS IS INSIGNIFICANT WHEN IT COMES TO BEING THE BEST AT SOMETHING 

IMAGINE DRACO STICKING UP FOR HARRY WHEN SOME PUREBLOOD SLYTHERINS TEASE HIM FOR BEING HALF-BLOOD 

IMAGINE DRACO BEING FRIENDS WITH RON, HERMIONE, AND HARRY AND THE FOUR OF THEM CAUSING SHIT UP FOR THE PROFESSORS

IMAGINE IF DRACO INVITES THEM OVER THE SUMMER TO MALFOY MANOR AGAINST HIS FATHER’S WISHES AND HERMIONE SEES HOW DOBBY’S TREATED SO POORLY

IMAGINE IF DRACO SUPPORTS HERMIONE IN HER CAUSE AGAINST ELFISH ABUSE BECAUSE HE FEELS HORRIBLE THAT HE ABUSED DOBBY JUST FROM HIS PARENTS’ ENCOURAGEMENT

BUT WAIT 

IMAGINE DRACO AND HARRY FINDING THE MIRROR OF ERISED 

AND HARRY SEES HIS DEAD FAMILY

BUT DRACO DOESN’T SEE ANYTHING DIFFERENT

BECAUSE HE FOUND SOMEONE WHO ACCEPTED HIM 

AND THAT’S ALL HE EVER WANTED

Imagine draco leading the slytherines against Voldemort in the Battle of Hogwarts

curiosityconfusion:

How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make this noise? I could see that taking a long time.
Were there just like a thousand years where people were like “yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.”