sephiramy:

Send a number to my ask box along with a character of your choice, and I’ll draw up the ensuing ensemble! (If the character chosen wouldn’t wear the option given… go ahead and sub in something else!)

DRAW YOUR CHARACTER WEARING…

1. Underwear
2. Casual clothes
3. Work uniform
4. Night clothes
5. Swimwear
6. Formal gala garb
7. Lounging, lazy-time stuff
8. A party outfit
9. Date night threads
10. Something outdoorsy
11. Interview outfit
12. Tourist/travel wear
13. A costume!
14. Their sick day scrubs
15. Summer clothes
16. Winter clothes
17. Um, spring clothes?
18. Why not - fall clothes!
19. Workout wear
20. Last minute throw-ons
21. The most expensive thing they own
22. A fig leaf

Feel free to add, subtract, or alter as you please to fit your character bunch!

kinkshamer69:

honestly my favorite subgenre of The Discourse is like “if you replaced [a word] with [a word that means something else] then all of a sudden, this sentiment would sound pretty bad, wouldn’t it?” like yeah… that’s generally how languages work

if you replace the word discourse with conversation, then it would sound pretty good wouldn’t it

jasper-rolls:

deathtosquishies:

captainsnoop:

one of my favorite tidbits about speedrunning that comes up every time the games done quick marathons come around is how Wind Waker speedruns are about five hours long because of the giant wall in Hyrule that actually forces the runner to play the game because they’ve been throwing shit at this wall for over a decade and still can’t figure out a way past it. the wall in hyrule is entirely unglitchable and the only way past it is to play the game properly. the speedrun would be like one hour if they could get past this wall but nope, it’s five hours. fuck the wall.

and the comedy of this situation is exponentially amplified the more you know about skips and glitches in speedruns in general

as examples of how broken WW is elsewhere, you can clip through walls and go out of bounds to skip entire dungeon sequences pretty much anywhere with a ledge, use the Wind Waker to enter a state where you ignore physics and swim at 5000 miles an hour, and even fly infinitely into the sky after dying like some kind of helium zombie. do you know how many games could be broken wide open by an infinite height trick? TTYD would shave off 3 or 4 hours.

but this fucking barrier around Hyrule Castle, against all odds, is just completely insurmountable with any of this. Ganondorf is literally the most successful and powerful villain in gaming history and this Super Extendo Fuck You Shield™ is a shining testament to it

god this doesn’t even get into the best part: if there was a single door ANYWHERE in hyrule, they would be able to skip it

but because there isn’t they have to spend 5+ hours getting the master sword and powering it up becaus there is just no other way

enecoo:

ihatejonarbuckle:

enecoo:

All I ever wanted to tell you guys was my interest in those anime vines with those reminiscent songs, but the post got hijacked with a dancing Jon Arbuckle shaking his bum with the post gets reblogged every day. This is not what I wanted  

jon arbuckle ruins everything

i’m glad you agree, tumblr user ihatejonarbuckle

skullvis:

The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

tumdrake:

…….when will anything go as hard as ‘everytime we touch’ by cascada……such a bop…..changed a nation…..beatles who??? 

bsbs-pony-farm:

>clean fetlocks
You gently brush the dirt off your legs and fetlocks. You feel slightly less grungy.

mimicteixeira:

i love Connie’s parents, they have such an amazing comedy potential

kilalabunnies:

jeneelestrange:

I like the concept of being a witch. Because it grows with you. You can look any way and be any age, and still be a witch. Unlike other jobs and titles for women, you don’t become some sad, old version of a thing upon getting older. You only get better at witchery, and thus that much scarier. There’s no place to go but up. Everything should be like that

@silver-tongues-blog

I will turn everyone into cats so I can be both a witch and a (not so) crazy cat lady