Silver Tongue

mx-bones:

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Marpher belongs to @galaxzzi

b0ssbot:

confused-pupper-409:

pearlsgay:

b0ssbot:

b0ssbot:

@pearlsgay just told me she would fuck sonic 06 eggman

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my girlfriend, tumblr user @pearlsgay, just fucking told me.

she would fuck this.

DONT BULLY ME………

@pearlsgay @b0ssbot it could be worse. It could be Sonic Boom Knuckles.

ok but sonic boom knuckles is cute, strong, does his best, and doesnt have a ballsack head

echidnas have a four headed penis

humorholics:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness, transfer it to my account

what people think when i don't respond: uninterested
what it actually means when i don't respond: i have nothing more to add to this conversation that i feel won't annoy you away

notanotherberniesandersblog:

URGENT; PLEASE SPREAD THIS WIDELY! According to the Associated Press, Hillary Clinton has already accumulated enough delegates to become the Democratic Party’s nominee for president. Please ignore this announcement, it is not true at all. They’re including unpledged superdelegates in the delegate count to misinform potential voters. The primaries are far from over. Neither of the candidates will reach the 2,383 pledged delegate threshold needed to win the Democratic Party nomination. Because of that, there will be a contested convention.

The Real Math (As of June 6th, 2016)

Total Number of Delegates Available = 4763

CURRENT Score
Hillary Clinton = 1812
Bernie Sanders = 1521

Total Number of Delegates Required to Clinch the Nomination = 2383
Total Number of Delegates Remaining = 1493
Total Number of Delegates Who Vote on June 4th Through June 14th, 2016 = 930

No Candidate Can Clinch the Nomination Before June 14, 2016

Hillary Clinton Would Need 571 out of 930
Bernie Sanders Would Need 862 out of 930

Total Number of Delegates Who Vote on July 25th, 2016 = 719
(Democratic National Convention)

The Nomination Will (Practically) Be Decided on July 25th, 2016.

Additionally, to quote from the campaign’s press release: “She [Hillary] will be dependent on superdelegates who do not vote until July 25 and who can change their minds between now and then. [This means the superdelegates will flip to Bernie if and when he wins the primaries on Tuesday (because that’s what they’re supposed to do).] They [AP and the corporate media] include more than 400 superdelegates who endorsed Secretary Clinton 10 months before the first caucuses and primaries and long before any other candidate was in the race.”

Tl;dr: Ignore it! Keep phone banking and donating and volunteering and voting!

Please spread the word, this must go viral! California voters deserve better!

(Credit to Jacob B. for writing this)

wi-fu:

he has no hands…

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

angryschnauzer:

harrypottermovieproblems:

lovelyactors:

handsoffthegoodstuff:

dumbledemort:

What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films?

Voldemort wearing garter belts.

Do you know how this makes me feel.

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*we interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcasting*

….This is honestly neither a statement for nor against the movies, but I felt that everyone definitely needed to see it. For… reasons?

I cannot unsee Voldemort in Stockings.

Fuck that I can’t unsee Voldemort with a nose.

is this what dumbldore saw in the mirror of erised when he saw a nice pair of socks?

hinoart:

I’M SORRY IT’S STUPID LMFAO

sir-scandalous:

gennyescsecsemo:

omg wtf life hack

I screamed

fibromyalgiasucks:

johngreenhateblog:

penelopesnatcher:

weightedcube:

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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh

This was the autism episode

people seem to forget that house was a multiply disabled man, so it should be a given that he’d be against eugenics and eugenicist doctors

acknowledging House as a character who has multiple disabilities instead of just a narcissistic asshole is refreshing. Thank you.