Silver Tongue

systlin:

ayeforscotland:

Parenting tip #1: Don’t hit your fucking children, you scumbag cunt

ayeforscotland:

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Good.

The number of people in the notes defending hitting their children is fucking horrifying, along with a bunch of people saying shit like “I still flinch when my parents raise their hands” 

Don’t fuckin hit your kids, jesus fucking christ

squiddoodle:

fluffygif:

Distinguished gentleman

He is wearing himself as a hat

dingdongyouarewrong:

man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends

excuse you, hulk is thors friend! from work!

mr-phoenix-downer:

popegoodvibes-v7:

sandmandaddy69:

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dont forget warhammer where the dwarfs beheaded an elf king for mocking our beards

>our

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afallenwolf:

urlocallesbianvampire:

alfredo-zauce:

insertcommonnoun:

theloisthatlikes:

atlas-off-the-string:

pogaytosalad:

fangcore:

bill-nye-official-blog:

ivoryjaderose:

mysukisilentdeath:

ragingbookdragon:

in3ffable-husbands:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

b–o–n–k:

recreationallyscolded:

kingoftheunderground:

furiousfran:

teapotsahoy:

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

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I call this one the Megahorny

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Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

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My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

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Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

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How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

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M U S H R O O M

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en garde

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

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toilet punger

I’m fucking DYING

ITS BACK

Wait ppl have added onto the original?! OMG!

uzucake:
“ The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD got released today! 🎉
”

uzucake:

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD got released today!  🎉

silver-tongues-blog:
“ streaming lords of shadow come check it outhttps://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart
”
twitch is down so stream is cancelled

silver-tongues-blog:

streaming lords of shadow come check it outhttps://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

twitch is down so stream is cancelled