MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK
SOMEONE HELP.
NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE
I PROMISE.
I’M 1000% DONE.
“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI
DON’T.
GO.
CAGE.
birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam
actually if the Kindergarten is in the United States then Amethyst is a US Citizen and is eligible to become President (x)
Vote for Amethyst 2016
Well she’s got my vote
Actually, all the gems have been on the US since before it was founded. they are more american than the founding fathers.
Furniture and interior made of malachite minerals.
“Why don’t I just bathe in bathtubs and shower stalls made entirely of MINERALS THAT ARE TOXIC WHEN WET????”
…oops
This will always remain my favorite vintage lesbian art… Do I even have to break it down for you?
I just thought it was a mermaid trapped under ice
If it were just a mermaid trapped under ice, there would be no reason all the skaters above the ice are wearing skirts and are presumably women. also look at that mermaid’s smile she knows what’s up.
the caption says “Are Parisian women becoming more thrifty? Seeing a lot of different types of panties this year!”
presumably half those girls are commando or wearing thongs. this is totally lesbian pinup ads.The main giveaway isn’t even the smile or the skirts, it’s the cigarette. The cigarette’s always been a censorship euphemism for sex (or masturbation as the case may be).
The mystery of how she’s smoking underwater is another matter. :p
THIS IS MY FAVOURITEST PICTURE EVER ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD TIMES INFINITY AND BEYOND.
HOW THE FUCK IS SHE SMOKING UNDERWATER? IF SHE HAS GILLS THEN SHE CAN’T INHALE GASES! ALSO WHERE DID SHE GET THE CIGS IF THE WATER SI FROZEN OVER? DID SHE BUY THEM BEFORE WINTER AND WAIT OR DOES SHE GET THEM IN BULK? DOES SHE GET SOMEONE ELSE TO BUY THEM FOR HER?
Don’t put your predator and prey pets together
DONT PUT YOUR PREDATOR AND PREY PETS TOGETHER
Do not put your predator and prey pets together
I don’t care how well behaved they are. I don’t care how much training they’ve had. I don’t care if they like being around each other. Do not do it for even a few seconds. There is no reasoning EVER that will make me think it’s ok. I keep seeing it on my dash, and it makes me so queasy. It only takes on second for instinct to kick in and a life to be taken. Please don’t do it. Don’t reblog it. Don’t encourage it. Nothing is worth the risk.
Do not put your bird, rat, hamster, mouse, anything that is prey near your cat, dog, anything that can be a predator.
Do NOT put your predator and prey animals together. Please.
Especially if it’s a rat and a snake. If the snake isn’t eating the rat, then it isn’t hungry. This can cause harmful stress to the rat AND snake and the rat can lash out and seriously hurt the snake.
11 aug. 2015(火) morning crows @ Kamogawa, Kyoto.
1-7; Carrion Crows, (3; “Share it with meeee!!!!”)
8; very cute Jungle Crow.
