what the fuck is a roosterteeth

therealjacksepticeye:

parkaklimer:

grizzlymogar:

monkeychusetts:

why do people like Mark’s pliers?

what’s the deal with grumpy gamers?

who’s jack and why hasn’t he gotten that eye checked out yet

I’ve heard a lot about Pewdie’s pies. I hear they taste great !!

I’ve heard good things about bananas from the sea.

shishkababoo:

superbrybread:

strategichomelanddivision:

game developers be like

let’s make timed missions and give people anxiety

From now I will include an easy mode in all of my games that gives you infinite health, infinite ammo, and infinite time, but has a loud crying baby in the soundtrack.

CHOOSE YOUR DIFFICULTY:

NIGHTMARE
HARD
REGULAR
EASY
TUMBLR USER
GAME JOURNALIST

The game journalist setting is just half the cutscenes and a fake ending.

demo-ness:

imaginegravityfalls:

Reblog for Bill Cipher
Ignore for Donald Trump

you’re seriously making me choose between a horrible demon bent on destroying everything he touches, and Bill Cipher?

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:
“ priceofliberty:
“ association-of-free-people:
“ androlphegax:
“ Anita brainwashing her latest audience at a hearing. Listen and Believe!
”
Anyone who feels compelled to do this at the start of their presentations is a...

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

priceofliberty:

association-of-free-people:

androlphegax:

Anita brainwashing her latest audience at a hearing.  Listen and Believe!

Anyone who feels compelled to do this at the start of their presentations is a fraud.

“I’m an expert because I say so!”

This is some of the cheesiest dystopian 80 movie dictator shit imaginable

her actions at E3 tell a different story. Mainly her bashing of fallout four for its use of guns and her disdain towards the doom franchise for its violence. Also, I would like to see her credentials for being an expert because from what I can tell, every time there is a woman in power in videogames, she bull some BS out of her ass to make it sound like it’s misogynistic.
Remember kids, being prudent is just as sexist as sexualizing women.

hockeylvr42:

In case anybody was wondering, Donald Trump just released his first official plan for his presidency on Sunday, 8/15, and HOLY SHIT is it scary

To sum up this racist fuckery he calls a plan for office:

•He intends to have the Mexican Government pay for a wall between the US and Mexico
•He has openly said that children should not be spared amnesty. He plans on shipping entire families back to Mexico
•He demands “mandatory incarceration and deportation” of any undocumented immigrants who are caught on US soil
•He plans on tripling immigration officers at the boarder
•He wants to make it much, much harder for Mexicans to gain American citizenship, even for those who were already living in the US
•He says that, “only the good ones” should be allowed to stay in the US or gain citizenship. (He has not defined the use of the word “good” by the way)
•I know I already said this but HE LITERALLY PLANS ON HAVING THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT BUILD THE UNITED STAES A FREE WALL???
•He wants to change the 14th amendment to the constitution so that all children born to illegal immigrants will be classified as illegal as soon as they are born.

This is the same guy who, up until recently, didn’t even have a tab on his website for his plans for office.

This is the same guy who said on national TV that Megyn Kelly was “bleeding out of her wherever” while questioning him at the most recent debate.

This is the same guy that gave out a US senators personal phone number on national TV

This is the same guy who called a veteran, US senator, and national war hero a, “loser” because he, “doesn’t like people who got captured”.

And this is the same exact guy who announced his campaign for President of The United States Of America by calling all Mexicans drug users and rapists.

Donald Trump claims that he has a lot of respect for Mexico and their people, but he says this only so he can fall back on it when confronted about his prejudice.

He claims he has had thousands of migrant workers working for his company, and that he understands and sympathizes with them because of this. And yet he fails to recognize how essential, devalued, and underpaid migrant workers truly are.

He claims that he, “doesn’t mind if there’s a great big door in the wall”, and yet his plan is designed to make it as difficult as possible to gain an American citizenship.

The truth is, Donald trump hates Mexicans. He hates them with every fiber in his being

Donald Trump hates Mexicans to the point where he has sworn to use the power associated with being President of the United States to fulfill his own fucked up prejudice against the Mexican people.

And that makes me incredibly angry.

So… ya know what?

Fuck you Donald Trump. Fuck your plans for office, and fuck your incredibly fucked up beliefs. You don’t deserve the most powerful position in the world. You would find a way to abuse that much power and somehow turn it into a joke. America does not need a child who thrives on insults and never considers himself wrong as its’ president. America does not need a racist fuck making decisions that will affect millions of Americans, and we do not need someone who’s ego and arrogance will overpower his ability to be a formal representative of the United States of America.

Donald Trump, you are not going to make this country great again. You are going to turn this country into a mockery in front of the entire world.

commongayboy:

Keep telling yourselves that gay people are ruining marriage for everyone else

huffylemon:

Best response posts, part 1

prinxeian:
“ prinxeian:
“ shitposting-sjw-garbage:
“ kinhater2:
“ punkiplier:
“ This just in, mark sits your sexist asses down
”
IM PISSIFN MYSLELF YALL GONNA CALL HIM A “FEMINIST ICON” NOW
” ”
Okay that’s it. This post has shown up on my dash...

prinxeian:

prinxeian:

shitposting-sjw-garbage:

kinhater2:

punkiplier:

This just in, mark sits your sexist asses down

IM PISSIFN MYSLELF YALL GONNA CALL HIM A “FEMINIST ICON” NOW

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Okay that’s it. This post has shown up on my dash several times now and I’m tired of it. I realize that sometimes most guys speak out one time and suddenly they’re feminist icons. But this is not the first time markiplier has said something like this by a long shot. He constantly speaks about how great girl gamers are, talks about them. When he plays games he talks about sexist moments and bothers to point them out (see his The Evil Within videos, his sarcasm when they leave Kidman behind is so great and in the DLC he calls out the gratuitous ass shot). He constantly hails games that have good female protagonists, in fact one of his favorite games is Alien: Isolation which has one of the best female protagonists out today. Mark speaks out about this stuff all the time. He hails his mom, who was a single mom for some time, as one of his biggest heroes. He is actually a great feminist and I’m tired of people deciding that he’s not because this is the only thing they’ve seen. I get it. Some guys are like that, some guys want hailed by feminist gamers so they say stuff like this, but Mark is not one of them.

Just to add to my comments, Mark has also called out his male fans for being rude to his female fans.

giannitsunami:

Reasons why I love social media: when one of your high school classmates loses her fucking mind, people will help her find it