Silver Tongue

wtfbeatlescartoon:

George: Now as I was saying, kids, I expect each and every one of you to really-

Ringo: *violently barraging George with bullets*

George: *unconcerned* What in blaze’s are you doing?

dragondicks:

skyholic:

xenodile:

People trying to defend D. Va as a serious character and getting upset about drawings of her as an awful little gremlin are so funny.

She canonically livestreams her missions, thinks life is video games, and unironically uses words like “nerf” and “noob” in normal, non-video game situations.

She’s a fucking video goblin.

Shove her into a locker

the majority of the overwatch characters are fuckface loser nerds who need to be shoved into lockers, the only exceptions are lucio and bastion who are angels and zarya bc nobody is strong enough to wrestle her into any sort of storage container

isn’t the cowboy a 90s kid?

outofcontextdnd:

“You try to convince them that you are the gang boss by wearing his face. They know it’s not him, but are too terrified to disagree with you.”

outofcontextdnd:
“ “Here’s Sir Bearington, at that one guy’s request.
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oh okay I thought they meant something we had already posted cool
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never forget

outofcontextdnd:

Here’s Sir Bearington, at that one guy’s request.

oh okay I thought they meant something we had already posted cool

never forget

rockofcastoffs:

Finally, the kinky cyberpunk dystopia those 90s novel covers promised has come true.

I don’t think I would pay $68 to vape someones semen. That’s a bit too expensive and I probably have friends who would let me for way cheaper

D –> :33 < T)(3 qU11cK 8r0wWn f0% jUmP2 0Vv3r t)(3 L4Zy d0g

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
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These dudes are...

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Source 

These dudes are fucking legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

The source is long, but so, so good. These men and women are available in 36 states, 24 hours a day to stand guard at home, in court, at school, even if the child has a nightmare. Many of them are survivors of childhood abuse as well, and know what it’s like to feel scared and alone.

In court that day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.

Pipes says the judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”

The boy glanced at Pipes and the other bikers sitting in the front row, two more standing on each side of the courtroom door, and told the judge, “Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

Actual tears.. hnngh

Show me more of people like this, world. I give up on humans too easily.

where do i sign up for this,i want to be in this gang

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This is fucking amazing. It may be out of character for me to say this but rock on

Bikers Against Child Abuse was founded in 1995 by a Native American child psychologist whose ride name is Chief, when he came across a young boy who had been subjected to extreme abuse and was too afraid to leave his house. He called the boy to reach out to him, but the only thing that seemed to interest the child was Chief’s bike. Soon, some 20 bikers went to the boy’s neighborhood and were able to draw him out of his house for the first time in weeks.

Chief’s thesis was that a child who has been abused by an adult can benefit psychologically from the presence of even more intimidating adults that they know are on their side. “When we tell a child they don’t have to be afraid, they believe us,” Arizona biker Pipes told azcentral.com. “When we tell them we will be there for them, they believe us.”
( Article)

More about BACA, from their site

My parents are a part of this organization and they are metal af


They go on runs to protect the child if they feel even the slightest threatened no matter where. If the child needs them to go on vacation with them, they do. Bikers come from across the nation to watch over and take shifts for these kids. And the best part is once you’re adopted into this family as a BACA kid, you’re always one. Even when you’re 40 and the perp gets released from jail, they’ll come meet with you and find your best options for avoiding the person and maintaining the life you’ve built for yourself. Once a BACA child, always a BACA child. In Florida, there’s 100% rate for identifying the perp based on the child’s testimony. Why? Because BACA stands with the child and supports the child so they feel comfortable enough to point out their attacker.


What’s better than a badass biker gang being on your side???

NATIVE AMERICAN CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST WHO IS A BIKER AND NAMED HIMSELF CHIEF HELL YES I’M HERE FOR THAT AND BIKERS BEING BAD ASS TO PROTECT KIDS. HELL YEAH.

it’s back! I will always reblog BACA

<3 This is forever going to be one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read on here

I’m so proud of these people who do this…who have found a way to take advantage of the way people perceive bikers and use it to HELP people by protecting people who are afraid <3

I would love to see a documentary on this group

micdotcom:

In a new video for Digg, Cara Reedy, who was born with achondroplastic dwarfism, opens up about the struggles and gifts of being different. In the video she explains the truly degrading origins of the slur “midget.”

dongoverlord:

dongoverlord:

what is up with the frighteningly fast growing trend of shitting all over fans of a thing almost right after that thing comes out and becomes super popular???? overwatch came out such a short time ago and people are already saying it’s the new undertale fandom. two months after undertale came out people started shitting on it and saying it’s the new homestuck/ steven universe fandom and “it needs to die”. and obviously, this is happening for su and hs. 

can you guys calm down? you can scroll down and ignore an annoying post you saw for something. unfollow people. follow new people. get xkit and clean up your dashboard and block posts. 

do SOMETHING because I am so, SO tired of people shitting over fanbases composed of THOUSANDS of different people, who are not all “annoying 12 year old shitlords.” 

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oh gosh thank u!! 

and also thank you to the surprising amount of people who replied to this and added some really good commentary in their tags >:’O this was just a silly vent post for me but I’m glad that so many other ppl agree. 

I’m aware this has always been happening, although nowadays it happens at a much more rapid and negative extent. from now on though, I’m gonna make sure I filter out my stuff more efficiently, cause I’m not gonna let any jerks ruin my fun for anything. and you shouldn’t either!! 

remember, one bad fan is NOTHING compared to thousands of good ones.