Silver Tongue
mercy: *heals widowmaker*
widowmaker: merci
mercy: what
widowmaker: non non,merci,mercy.
mercy: what
Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me

moonbeamtea:

agenderlocus:

ahsadler:

it’s good to know that renaissance cats were just as fucked up as renaissance babies

Actually! This isn’t renaissance! These are all by Fernando Botero, who is still alive. This is. Just how he draws. He is also the artist who painted Snart

here’s some of his other stuff

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so he’s the snartist

mx-bones:

Anatidaephobia

Fear that one is being watched by a duck

Nyctophobia

Fear of the dark

Cryptozoophobia

Fear of cryptid monsters

godpenis:
“ nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:
“ I like how she didn’t even directly mention men and he still said that
”
IM HOLLERING RIGHT NOW
”

godpenis:

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

I like how she didn’t even directly mention men and he still said that

IM HOLLERING RIGHT NOW

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raptorific:

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

and eventually alfred takes over the blog and starts posting and draws shitty ms paint batcaves claiming they’re under wayne manor and just uses clipart of penny and t-rex for the giant penny and t-rex.

324-boo21:

kisses-with-sherlock:

ameliapondb:

animeasuka:

imatimelorddetectivedemonhunter:

hanannibalbanannibal:

thewookiee2:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

carolingponds:

frankietastic:

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

Is this the real life

Or is this just a fantasy

no this is patrick

maybe it’s maybelline

no it’s becky

And I’m Javert

AND STEVEN!

thewinterwulf:

sigmatique:

skyking-irl:

bathassaultz:

dai-rokuten-maou:

sosuperawesome:

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@salemnightz

@snarksonomy

@metalodica @dusk-spectre @metalodica @metalodica @metalodica

I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE

@mx-bones @thewinterwulf

OKAY BUT LIKE…. PLS GET ME ONE???? SOMEONE?????

I WANT THE WRIST BAND ONE

Reblog if you plan on getting Pokémon Moon
fynndameron:
“ I LAUGHED THE ENTIRE 5 MINUTES IT TOOK TO MAKE THIS BYE
”

fynndameron:

I LAUGHED THE ENTIRE 5 MINUTES IT TOOK TO MAKE THIS BYE