Reminds me of that scene from the room.

Reminds me of that scene from the room.

Episode 31 of game grumps mario galaxy is the perfect summery of the show. It starts off with them struggling with a simple part of the game and then they go to make bathroom jokes but it ends with them having a serious conversation about the fourth dimension. Then after it ends, they have a joke with funny voices.

THat’s it. That’s the formula of game grumps. That’s why mario galaxy ep. 31 is the perfect episode for new people to watch.

list of squads

sweet-poni:

kan3k1:

astrologybro:

shy at first, then talkative as hell: leo, taurus, cancer, aries

cries when happy squad: pisces, gemini, libra, aquarius

cares too much about people they shouldn’t squad: scorpio, leo, sagittarius, virgo

too shy to ask for help squad; taurus, capricorn, aquarius, libra

can never say no when people ask for help squad: leo, aries, pisces

secretly kinky squad: gemini, cancer, capricorn

never knows what they want squad: aries, scorpio, leo

needy but doesn’t mean to be squad: libra, virgo, sagittarius, aquarius

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literally every one of these

starco-conut:
“ Toffee literally said “Sometimes your biggest threat is right under your nose” like could they make it any more obvious
”
Toffee isn’t even hiding his intentions. The people he’s using are just so unbelievably stupid that they don’t...

starco-conut:

Toffee literally said “Sometimes your biggest threat is right under your nose” like could they make it any more obvious

Toffee isn’t even hiding his intentions. The people he’s using are just so unbelievably stupid that they don’t notice.

chefpyro:

greathaircut:

COWARD GAMESTOP EMPLOYEES REFUSE TO GIVE ME CHEAT CODES TO SEE YOSHI NAKED. “HE’S ALREADY NAKED” THEY WHIMPER AS I DESTROY THEIR FILTHY STORE WITH HAMMERS

this reads exactly like a dril tweet

Yoshi aren’t naked. they wear shoes.

midoriko-sama:

rad-and-pregnant:

recoveringlibfem:

whiskey-and-c41:

neuwitch:

Straight men are fucking babies, pass it on. 

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Has anyone ever taken a pad or tampon out into the light of day only to have boys and grown men back five feet away? This shit is tip of the stigma iceberg that women experience for simply menstruating. How many of those products in the image can cause toxic shock or infections? How expensive are those products? How often do they need to be bought/replaced? These are real issues that affect our health, finances, and social/internalized perceptions of ourselves. Men absolutely REFUSE to acknowledge us for our biology when it’s not sexually appealing to them. They refuse to consider our mental and physiological health, and mock and silence us when we try to talk about it. 

we should make armor out of menstrual products so men stay away

‘it’s never going to happen to us so why should we care’

it’s never going to happen to us so why should we care.

Tell me again why I should care about your boner? It’s never going to happen to me so why should I care?

We Visited A Nearby Chuck E. Cheese’s…

fnaf-theory:

A few weeks ago, we drove around Dickson City, PA and saw a Chuck E. Cheese’s. Of course, we planned on stepping inside and taking a picture or two, but then we saw the banner up front.

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Grand Re-Opening?!
Sounds like a game we know…

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It was fairly empty, considering it was midday on a Thursday, but the man at the entrance, who was wearing a purple shirt, seemed to be very enthusiastic about the reopening, proudly saying that everything had been renovated after we made a comment about its crisp cleanliness.

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Not to mention the purple curtain, as well as star motifs surrounding the walls and prize counter.

Needless to say, we ran from the establishment before anything tragic could happen.


– H & G

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So our return policy is 15 days, after that we have to honor the manufacturer warranty.

rosexknight:

Manufacturer warranty is repair, not a return. Can only give customer store credit back.

“I’m never shopping here again! I can never return anything! Nothing easy! Every time I say I’m never shopping here again I give y'all one more shot I’m calling corporate! Never shopping here again!”

How much do y'all wanna bet she’ll be in again within the month?

Well she certainly won’t be back within 15 days that’s for sure.

nuttersincorporated:

I made this last night. It’s all the Gravity Falls end pages put together both with and without the decoded messages. Yes that last one is a Sailor Moon reference.

It’s the stans with ley upright on top and ford upsidedown on bottom. You can tell by the ears and hair.

uberchain:

By no means should any of this mean a ticket to dodging criticism (see: the steak and the chef, you don’t have to be a chef to know if you don’t like the steak). Criticism is welcomed and encouraged, dislike is to be expected - entitlement is a different story. What qualifies as entitlement depends on whoever’s talking, as well as whoever’s receiving. 

Telling a content creator that you feel like their content quality has taken a dip and you as a donor feel as though you’re not really getting what you paid for, refunding your pledge or turning AdBlock back on, ultimately is alright. Telling a content creator they do not deserve to be given a dime from Youtube AdSense, donations, Patreon, or any attention whatsoever because what they’re doing is not a “real job”, while you sit for 30 minutes to an hour laughing at the content they’re uploading, feels like entitlement.