scarlet-rosepetals:

seashellies:

topcas:

my moms favorite pastime is to come into my room, insult all of my life choices, list everything i already know i need to do making me 10x more stressed about it than i was before, then leave my door open

Why do parents do this shit? Why don’t you be a fucking parent and help your kid figure out an/or solve the problems standing in the way so that they CAN GET THEIR FUCKING LIVES TOGETHER. Because I’m sure they just LOVE being told how much of a failure they are like they don’t already tell themselves 100 times a day. 

BE A FUCKING PARENT ALREADY! SOME KIDS NEED MORE HELP THAN OTHERS

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

Well if you have an oPAL you have all the friends you need.

muchneededmerch:

Holy snow balls! Awesome Zelda Snow Sculpures.

rose-tonic:

reblogging it

micdotcom:

Watch: Lillian is a burlesque dancer and her TEDx talk nails the key to positive body image

eqoh:

it’s a gem fact!

heterophobiac:

straightedgedhigh:

blackgirlnamedkaivy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

queer-lana-orgasm:

oziomathewicked:

eurotrottest:

sleezed:

indianaifill:

Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful.

This the shit that make niggas not even pull out. This is it. Behold. Sweet sugar walls

This looks so fucking weird lmao but this actually makes sense because I’m pretty sure during arousal they move around and guide the sperm towards the cervix. ISNT ANATOMY COOL???????????

I thought that was pulp. I thought this was some kinda delicious, juicy fruit. This is a vagina. That’s pussy pulp.

I thought these were bugs or something, this is so cool

Ummm 😳 ok wow

This is amazing.

Wooweeee ☺️

this is the inside of a fucking fig

And this is why we need proper sex education.

lou-the-roo:

biggballaa:

whohasntclaimedthisname:

squidyword:

im in love with my new desk office 😍😍

Three monitors, wow what a setup

Two trash cans? you must recycle

Dude nice keyboard…

But what’s with teh awkward placement of the lamp? I hope the power switch is on the wire and not the lamp itself because that could be a delicate reach.

adurot:

teentitans:

cinnamon role meme - teen titans edition

I like that the Robin “could kill you” gif is from the one time in the show where he Did actually “kill” someone.

pr1nceshawn:

Jurabbit Park by Matt Christensen

kilalabunnies