hear me out: a cutthroat kitchen-type contest for fanfic writers. contestants are given a different trope to write each round. sabotages include making an opponent write in first person, requiring them to write in a particular AU, making them incorporate the opening structure of my immortal. alton brown looks over your shoulder while you write the smut.
Just imagine the songfic round when the song is chosen by a wheel of death. Never once has it actually landed on an Evanescence or FOB song.
Other challenges include The NoTP Round, where writers have to write a fanon pairing that they just can’t stand; The Longhand Challenge, where writers have to write the whole fic WITHOUT A COMPUTER; and The Canon Crash, where someone must write a fic incorporating a piece of canon that they violently disagree with.
And let’s not even talk about the episode where someone ended up doing a Rule 36 Anthro Sex Pollen Big Bang Theory Crossover. The Wheel was merciless that day.
Omg. Omg I want to play in this fest. Please. Someone…. Please.
Can Opal, Sardonyx, and or Sugilite speak through Alexandrite.
Whoa! I’ve never thought of that! I suppose they could though keep in mind when individuals start speaking from within the fusion, it’s a sign of instability. So say if Pearl and Amethyst disagreed with Garnet, they could potentially speak as Opal. It’s easier though to think of fusions more simply as the sum of the parts composing them, rather than an amalgam of every possible combination within them. Great question!
Fun fact: Those people are just as likely to be “highly educated” yankees.
The people in that last photo are guaranteed more likely to be from the South. NASCAR is vastly more popular in the South than in the North.
I find it more amusing that nobody mentioned anything about the south and datcat took offense to something that wasn’t there. It’s like that one post saying not to be a dick to gay people and someone was like “this is very christianphobic” despite it not mentioning christianity anywhere.
Did you all know that Loki and Odin liked to hunt? One day they hunted an otter, and gave the pelt to the family of dwarves that owned the forest as a gift.
The otter was one of their family members who could shapeshift.
They then gave the dwarves cursed gold as an apology, and the dwarves killed each other out of greed, and the only survivor became a dragon.
And this is why Odin and Loki are massive a**holes.
The gods of Norse where kinda dicks. Like the entire reason Sleipnir exists is because Loki was helping to cheat a guy out of getting paid, as we established earlier last year or this year.
Thor literally could have a bad day and his go-to way to de-stress was to run off and beat the shit out of Frost Giants Regularly. I think Tyr was the only cool not-dick of them really, and the others mocked him for being so stupid and make him look away and Fenrir bit his hand off that was his sword hand, so had to learn to use a shield with that arm and a sword with the other.
Name a god that isn’t a dick.
jormungandr was pretty decent. I mean, he’s the one who ultimately kills all the gods. Like, you think fenrir is badass? he’s just a distraction for this motherfucking world eating snake.
ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
