kelpiesnshit:

queenfrau:

I cannot use artist credit to buy things. That’s the whole reason I’m taking commissions, to help myself out financially! 

Ah yes, I don’t want to use my money to pay you for your hard work and time and skills so allow me to pay you in pocket lint. We are in olden times aren’t we, ahohoho~ What? No? You do know that refusing to accept my absolute worthless payment is attacking me right? My offer of useless bullshit that you would be getting anyway is just as good as money. You can totally use my pocket lint to provide yourself with necessities like food.

I mean, when I go to a Chinese restaurant and they refuse to give me Chinese food, only pudding cups and raw chicken I simply can not leave and refuse to eat their food. it is a proper exchange of goods after all my dear.

The premise of commissions is to make money, I know  I know, but I view you so much lower than myself and so unworthy my money, yet still wanting of your goods, that I can only offer this measly, completely tactless and worthless, handful of pocket-lint.

yellowmage:

selfproclaimedcutie:

ashestoskyscrapers:

icantfeelmyarms:

mintyprincess:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE

it sounds like a guy having sex tbh

this is disturbing….

I’ve seen this before, but with a female voice.

kelpiesnshit:

Date?

No, no thank you.

I’m in a committed relationship with my oc. She’s actually an embodiment of a part of my brain but we’re very much in love and she can never leave me.

No. Bad anon.

scraps-is-busy:

You seem to have mistaken me for a-random-mod I’m not an eevee. I am a horrible monster. Eevee’s are death machines in disguise. There is a difference. 

Wait, my evil seems disguised? What do I need to do to make my evil be more apparent? Sing a song about planning the murder of the king and train incompetent people into the Third Reich or should I sing about how a woman makes me feel funny and I don’t like it and they will either be with me or I will murder them?

mylittlechangeling:

There were a few who recognized this character from The Last Unicorn. check it out if you haven’t seen it. It’s one of those fun 1980′s animated movies and popular books in it’s time. The Author, Peter S Beagle still does tours!

The laughing skull still haunts me too.

It seems like all is dying

and would leave the world to mourn

In the distance hear the laughter

of the last unicorn

HOLY FUCK I FORGOT HOW AWESOME SPACE JAM IS.

deyogee:

autisticcharacteroftheday:

todays autistic character of the day is: ryou bakura from yugioh

(submitted by sennenspirit !)

What…the fuck? Ryou’s not autistic what the fuck is this even???

I’m gonna guess these are the kind of people who say every character is autistic and bring up flimsey evidence of things that many non autistic people do jsut to justify their headcanon and insist it’s canon while perpetuating a negative stereotype of autistic people.

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