Sir if its not on the receipt that means you did not order it so don’t get mad at me for not bringing something you did not even order in the first place

post-teenager:

s/o to trans girls 

• without boobs
  
• with uneven boobs
  
• with broad shoulders
  
• with narrow hips
• with deep voices
  
• with facial hair
  
• who can’t afford HRT/SRS
  
• who don’t want HRT/SRS

You are absolutely unstoppable. 

theinkstainedknight:

i can kill yo short ass with my brain you fucking maple leaf don’t get got

kid:

My Childhood.

nominanescio:

joestoyes:

unironicallyenthusiasticknitter:

dafezgirl:

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

loosescrewslefty:

I don’t think we talk enough about the fact that it was Queen Butterfly who chose this guy to help raise her daughter. She could have gotten Star a nanny or a governess, and it would have been far more proper, but instead she decided that Mr. ‘Teach-a-Toddler-to-snap-a-Teddy’s-neck’ was the right one to help watch after and teach Star. In fact, I’d even go as far as to wonder if maybe Queen Butterfly specifically asked him to make sure Star knew how to fight. Because I don’t buy for one second that the Queen didn’t realize her Princess was learning fighting techniques from somewhere, or that she wouldn’t have put a stop to it in a heartbeat if she didn’t want it happening.

What if Queen Butterfly was attacked herself at some point in her youth (Toffee, maybe?), and wasn’t able to fight them off without her wand, and so she wanted to make sure something similar didn’t happen to Star? But she wasn’t counting on Star relishing in violence as much as she does, or that she would actively seek out monsters to fight rather then just using her skills for self defense?

Also I demand we learn this guard’s name.

My theory is that she had a sister who she watched die and the queens sister was the spade.

demon-space-boi:

✔ - Sexual Orientation

Bisexual

💦 - What makes you horny?

SILVER NO!!!

Originally posted by animefanxgirl

🚶 - Are you single?

Depends on who’s asking

That’s not fair, you cheated

🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?

Nope.

darkmario666:

a-random-mod:

Steven universe is a kids show

Gravity falls is a kids show

We bare bears is a kids show

Avatar and Korra are kids shows

(the original) teen titans was a kids show

star vs the forces of evil are kids shows

The best kids shows are ones that challenge children to think. The best kids shows give all characters depth. Saying poor writing is excusable because “it’s a kids show” is an insult to kids and kid shows everywhere. That is why I don’t like it when people say teen titans go shouldn’t be criticized because it’s a kids show.

fuck teen titans go

we bare bears is a great cartoon and you should give it a lot of respect

Yes. we bare bears is a great show. It is also a kids show. The point of this post was to point out that the excuse “it’s a kids show” does not justify the poor writing of teen titans go. using “it’s a kids show” when defennding it is an insult to kids and kids shows by saying the kids are not smart enoguh to understand or saying kids shows can’t be deep or entertaining or have deep characters.

nimble-n-peachy-mod:

snk-queen:

sad-plath:

theekingty:

☝ - How tall are you?
✔ - Sexual Orientation
🚬 - Do you Smoke?
🍷 - Do you Drink?
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
😳 - Age you get mistaken for?
💉 - Have Tattoos?
✏️ - Want any tattoos?
✂️ - Got any Piercings?
✌ - Want any piercings?
👌 - Best friend?
♥ - Do you like anyone?
🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?
🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?
😒 - Biggest pet peeve?
📝 - Story from your childhood.
💬 - I wish…
‼️ - Something you’ll change?
💦 - What makes you horny?
🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?
🔥 - Something spicy you like?
👃 You hate the smell of ….
👊 - Something you hate?
🚶 - Are you single?
💬 - Can we text?
💌 - Fan mail me?
💍 - Marry me?
💘 - Be my tumblr crush?
💭 - Favorite foods?
☀ - Story about your day.
💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?
📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
✏ - Random fact about yourself.
✈️ - Where are you from?
🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?
😍 - Do you have a crush?
😷 - Something you hate eating?
🙈 - What makes you shy?
💃 - Can you dance?
💏 - Do you love anyone?
👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?
🌴 - A island you would visit?
🌎 - A country you would visit?
🌀 - Favorite type of weather?
🔮 - Do you believe in luck?
📱 - What kinda phone do you have?
📅 - Favorite time of the year?
📚 - Career goal you want?
🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?
🍭 - Favorite Candy?
🍇 - Favorite fruits?
🚘 - Dream car(s)?
🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?
🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?
🎫 - Do you have a license?
🚼 - Do you have or want kids?
🔞 - Are you under 18?
🐶 - Do you own a pet?
😔 - Something that makes you sad?
😡 - What pisses you off?
😏 - What turns you on?
😈 - Are you a freak?
💪 - Do you work out?

*puppy eyes*

If some of them have gone blank like they have for me, please write the question with it! OvO