themurderhouse:

sinsomnium:

I love some cereal in the morning

Fuck you

cutegirlonline:

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

Originally posted by spongebrah

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

nuggetmorty:

JUMPED ON THE WAGGON AND MADE AN EXPRESSION SHEET SO YKNOW SEND ME A FACE AND A CHARACTER OR TWO AND ILL DRAW IT YO

guy:

the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

bugeyedfreaks:

livster-the-schmuck:

princessashepen:

allieinarden:

bugeyedfreaks:

this scene makes me break into a fit of laughter every damn time because it’s just so stupid but also so great that he has the decency to pause to check her tag and address her by name

McCracken reused this gag in the Wander Over Yonder episode “The Helper”!

“How can I help you?”

“I’m so glad you asked…Mi-chelle.”

This gag is priceless.

Mojo and Hater should meet. I think there would be fireworks. LOL

Yeah. Literal fireworks.

Explosions.

High-powered energy based weapons being shot in all directions.

Fistfighting and slapping.

A lengthy shouting match about who’s truly the evilest of all evils.

I want this in my life so bad.

aero-replies:

Derpy: Before Photo Finish I had a hard time finding and keeping a job! But so long as I had my little muffin with me I was able to keep going  ❤

trans-mom:

pseudo intellectual asshole: “everyone’s taking too many pills. they don’t like to feel, so they take pills. we need to stop taking so many pills and live life.”

my pill taking ass: “i can’t wait for the pill that makes me unable to hear you.”

kilalabunnies:

bringinglexiback:

the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs

man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you

@silver-tongues-blog

@kilalabunnies