Silver Tongue

theproblematicblogger:

Steve Harvey: Name something that two adults do with each other in private in the master bedroom of their house.
Contestant: Sex?
Steve Harvey: EKJDBRHDIVIDJBEJSJOSOCICJFBRKSJCIVUHFBRNEOSOCOVICJDBWJCOUCHR

wayneradiotv:

thatsthat24:

stealth-boy:
holy shit this is the official spongebob facebook page
they used their own meme… so perfectly… so ironically… it’s a masterpiece

bloosh-skitza:

asterionboy:
omgtsn:
who killed the fucking moon
admiral* zhao

reperspectivity:

daisenseiben:
thefrogman:
How to Conquer a Dragon in Skyrim [dorkly]
….that’s really mean.
Reblog if you love linguist dragon!

sigmatique:

please watch this

nekofartsume:

cringe-for-days:
Stuff that never happened compilation
@woodlewee the “slowly getting high” one… 😏😉

How can we forget the most classic one?

miyazakishuuto:

miyazakishuuto:
scar’s brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead
I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR’S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING

dan-mcneely:

dan-mcneely:
this countertop is what trying to describe your interests to a person who doesn’t really know where youre coming from feels like
oh, my rocks?? theyre right next to the jar of nothing and my dad’s urn

dan-mcneely:

reaches REALLY FAR TO GET TO MY LITTEL SINKIE