Silver Tongue

theproblematicblogger:

Steve Harvey: Name something that two adults do with each other in private in the master bedroom of their house.

Contestant: Sex?

Steve Harvey: EKJDBRHDIVIDJBEJSJOSOCICJFBRKSJCIVUHFBRNEOSOCOVICJDBWJCOUCHR

thatsthat24:
“ stealth-boy:
“ holy shit this is the official spongebob facebook page
”
they used their own meme… so perfectly… so ironically… it’s a masterpiece
”

thatsthat24:

stealth-boy:

holy shit this is the official spongebob facebook page

they used their own meme… so perfectly… so ironically… it’s a masterpiece

bloosh-skitza:
“ asterionboy:
“ omgtsn:
“ who killed the fucking moon
”
admiral* zhao
” ”

bloosh-skitza:

asterionboy:

omgtsn:

who killed the fucking moon

admiral* zhao

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reperspectivity:

daisenseiben:

thefrogman:

How to Conquer a Dragon in Skyrim [dorkly]

….that’s really mean.

Reblog if you love linguist dragon!

sigmatique:

please watch this

nekofartsume:

cringe-for-days:

Stuff that never happened compilation

@woodlewee the “slowly getting high” one… 😏😉

How can we forget the most classic one?

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miyazakishuuto:

miyazakishuuto:

scar’s brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead

I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR’S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING

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Originally posted by teendotcom

dan-mcneely:
“ dan-mcneely:
“ this countertop is what trying to describe your interests to a person who doesn’t really know where youre coming from feels like
”
oh, my rocks?? theyre right next to the jar of nothing and my dad’s urn
”

dan-mcneely:

dan-mcneely:

this countertop is what trying to describe your interests to a person who doesn’t really know where youre coming from feels like

oh, my rocks?? theyre right next to the jar of nothing and my dad’s urn

dan-mcneely:
“ reaches REALLY FAR TO GET TO MY LITTEL SINKIE
”

dan-mcneely:

reaches REALLY FAR TO GET TO MY LITTEL SINKIE