textfromrumbelle:
“ Belle, the step-mother of the year… Or maybe not.
”

textfromrumbelle:

Belle, the step-mother of the year… Or maybe not. 

My coworkers are trying to convince me that Nick cage doesn’t show emotion or isn’t over the top.

strangenocturne:

If an artist draws something for someone at no cost, that person is either very special to them, or it was a personal choice and a mutual agreement between the artist and the recipient.
Artists who make a living by their art do not deserve harassment from people who feel entitled to free art.
Why is this so hard for people to understand.

FNAF MUSIC JUST STARTED PLAYING ON PANDORA I AM LEGIT SCREAMING RIGHT NOW THIS IS AWESOME

evilregalking:

thats it, this is the show…

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

tumblr and pokemon part 5

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I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THE OFFICER JENNY OR THE NURSE JOY ONES

drinkabottleofurself:

battleblocktheater:

theroguefeminist:

maddyhyper:

we-cannot-have-nice-things:

how to convince a waiter to become atheist

This is just cruel.

this is disgusting

At the restaurant I used to work at we had waitresses come back crying after they had like 80-90 dollar tables give them this.

This is fucking sick. These people working for you and attending to you need fucking tip money. They could be a single mom and the tips really help pay for diapers. Or maybe a college student trying to pay off their loans. Don’t fucking do this. Don’t be a god damn Jack ass.

You know what’s better than money? Being able to fucking live. That’s why you need to tip your waiters and waitresses because they make below an already unlivable minimum wage. Fuck people who try to pull this shit.

open text post to liberal americans

chefpyro:

What Bernie Sanders isn’t: Perfect

What Bernie Sanders is: The best candidate you have, so unless you people want the right wing to win, I’d stop sabotaging your own side.

chefpyro:
“ I found the ice cream truck I was talking about three weeks ago.
”

chefpyro:

I found the ice cream truck I was talking about three weeks ago.

chefpyro:

In my neighborhood there is a tiny ice cream truck that’s probably run by a dude named Mario since it says “Mario’s Ice Cream” and the logo that accompanies it is literally just Boo Mario from Super Mario Galaxy, with its tiny arms cut off and the M on the hat replaced with the words “Mario’s ice cream” in comic sans and the whole thing is plopped on top of an ice cream cone so it looks like a scoop of ice cream and i just… no, I’ll try to approximate what it looks like

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This. This is what I see every time I need to get groceries. Every time, every single time, I have to cycle by this shit. It’s unavoidable. Mario’s ice cream cannot be stopped It is invincible