Silver Tongue

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pencil-rebagels:

gifsboom:

How to perfectly trim your bush. [video]

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that looks dangerous as all hell

You need to become one with the chainsaw and also one with the bush, but just remember to stop being the bush when the saw starts cutting.

American education is having to choose between paying bills or being able to pass you class.

You know it’s good character development when a character that started off being the one you hate the most end up being your absolute most favorite

bevendre:

Does it say something when Papi (Just over 630 followers and dropping) gets about the same number of notes on an update as Raricow? (Just over 220 followers)

They still get more notes than my stuff does and I have almost 1100 followers.

mx-bones:

ay lmao heres that chef robot i promised

his name is Cullan. ex of artman but he’s still friends w him dw (peaceful breakup)

works at Schaffer’s casino

he isn’t a mass produced robot, he was ordered specifically from Schaffer himself

teapotsahoy:

teland:

wcreaf:

zatannawayne:

You will be very, very sorry…. Forever.

Gotham Adventures #26

This should be the new “is your Batman remotely like Batman” test. Can your version of Batman be caring enough to hold and care for a small child, yet still menace four criminals into surrendering, and even then still not be scary enough that a civilian can just go up to him and say “hey you holding that baby wrong, you clearly do not know what you’re doing. Let me help.” And he accepts her help, doesn’t try pretend he doesn’t need help because it’d hurt his image. 

That’s Batman.

^^^^

THIS

Imagine a world where they went this direction with cinematic Batman, instead of “very grim oatmeal”

funny story

funnystories:

In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.

@mx-bones imagine your chef robot

chefpyro:

elexuscal:

Are you Ruby? Or Ruby? Or maybe you’re even Ruby! Only one way to find out.

I just took the quiz, and let me tell you, I never expected I could be Ruby.

Holy shit, I got ruby. This is super weird.

How much must Luke Skywalker be freaking out right now?

meripihka7:

priscellie:

thefalconawakens:

bystander3:

Can you imagine?

You are moping on your island of self-imposed exile, and then this girl shows up.

  • She’s flying your best friend’s ship. The ship that Han thought he lost for ever. The ship that was stolen and passed through so many hands that he was sure he’d never see it again. The same ship that took you away from home for the first time.
  • She’s accompanied by your personal droid. The droid you left behind and abandoned. The droid that C-3PO was sure would never be the same again.
  • She holds out her hand and she’s holding your father’s light saber. The sword you were sure was lost forever. The light saber that you dropped down a bottomless air shaft on a gas giant thirty years ago. The light saber you knew you would never see again.
  • You look up and you see her eyes. Maz Kanata says that if you live long enough, you see the same eyes looking out of different faces. The girl’s face is different, but those eyes are the same. You know those eyes. They’re the eyes you thought you’d never see again.

And that’s when you know it.

You’re screwed.

They say sometimes the Force works in mysterious ways. Sometimes, the Force will send you little signs. Subtle clues.

Other times, the Force will just beat you repeatedly over the head with a gigantic neon sign that says: “You can’t run away from your past anymore, Luke. I won’t let you. Look, here is your past come back to haunt you. Now deal with it.

You have no idea how much I adore this post with my whole being

I like the idea of the Force sending Luke little signs over the years that it’s time to return to his loved ones, gently increasing in intensity as he ignores them, until it finally gets fed up and shoves the events of Episode 7 into motion, finishing with a flourish of HERE’S YOUR NEW APPRENTICE, SPACE HOBO.

Aided and abetted by the ghost trio, I imagine. Especially since he did not look at all surprised.

Obi-Wan and Yoda sending him dreams and whispers for 15 years, before an exasperated Anakin pushed them aside “Excuse me, but you two are not very good at dealing with Skywalkers and have amply demonstrated that fact over the decades. We don’t do subtle. *appears giant-size over the sky* That’s it, Luke, we’re sending you all the things! So PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, SON!!

richardgrays0n:

Spidey and Hawkeye discussing burgers at Five Guys while in combat.

Five guys is better because in and out doesn’t have bacon