upthawolfs:

sjwpanderer:

adhdsmokescreen:

Ok but why don’t people understand there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting??

nightblogging is like “What if apples screamed when we bit them?”

Shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill”

One is more coherent than the other.

i’m glad we’re focusing on the important issues here at tumblr.com

nightblogging has more of a focus on theoreticals, especially in stating absurd thoughts in normal ways. think the kind of stuff your best friend says to you at a sleepover at 3 am after the lights have gone out and neither of you have slept in 20 hours or more– a “what if” question isn’t unsual in and of itself, but the unreal subject matter (apples screaming when you bite them) makes it funny. shit posting is more often the opposite, stating normal things in ways that make them absurd. “a crisp one dollar bill” isn’t funny or unusual, but replacing “dollar” with the absurdist internet word “donger” is what makes it funny & thus a shitpost. it’s not necessarily that one is more coherent, but that they’re differentiated both by form and by lexicon. nightblogging is surrealism, shitposting is dada

ommanyte:

itsdefinitelyjake:

ommanyte:

I HAVE COMPLETED THE JOEY CHALLENGE, I HAVE BEATEN TEAM ROCKET, COLLECTED 16 BADGES, BEATEN THE LEAGUE TWICE, AND HAVE DEFEATED RED, I HAVE COMPLETED THE ENTIRE GAME USING ONLY A TOP PERCENTAGE RATTATA, I HAVE NOT FAINTED ONCE, TOP % TOP % TOP %

THIS MAN DESERVES THE HIGHEST AWARD!

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POkesonas are so fun to draw. Also, I am having fun with this style.
Big dogs sit on smaller dogs when annoyed according to the owner of this pokesona, mastermod

POkesonas are so fun to draw. Also, I am having fun with this style.

Big dogs sit on smaller dogs when annoyed according to the owner of this pokesona, mastermod

hystericalnoisemaker:

citrusshrimp:

lakidaa:

drparisa:

people who like my OCs

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people who know who my OCs are

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people who know that I have OCs

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people who like to know more about my OCs

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horo:

sorry but if you enjoy “hunting for sport” aka murdering animals for no other reason than your personal enjoyment then i need you to stay 100000000000 ft away from me at all times, don’t look at me don’t talk to me don’t talk to my friends, just go away honestly, thanks. literally what is wrong with you that you find joy and amusement in taking the lives of living creatures

Just a heads up, without hunting, populations of wildlife would grow beyond what they can find for food. Too many deers and rabbits means less food and more of them dying horrible ways.

Now if you mean poaching or illegal hunting, I would agree.

blorgblorgblorg:

joshreads:

at last, political campaigning has achieved its purist form: meme fights

the founding fathers are all high-fiving each other right now, in hell

holy god is this real

edit: jesus christ it is

You know, this kinda reminds me of the console wars. Like, two major parties are arguing and insulting each other while in the background there’s a third party that’s actually listening to the people and is has been for decades making them ultimately be the one to go for.

misinformant:

bow down to the new superwholock

Wow, that is actually an insult to superwholock… Never thought I would actually say that.

To all the people who disagree in the tags. Don’t think I don’t see you. If you have something to say, say it on the post itself where people can will read it.

a-random-mod:

Steven universe is a kids show

Gravity falls is a kids show

We bare bears is a kids show

Avatar and Korra are kids shows

(the original) teen titans was a kids show

star vs the forces of evil are kids shows


The best kids shows are ones that challenge children to think. The best kids shows give all characters depth. Saying poor writing is excusable because “it’s a kids show” is an insult to kids and kid shows everywhere. That is why I don’t like it when people say teen titans go shouldn’t be criticized because it’s a kids show.