Silver Tongue

evilvillain123456789:

i have a doctors note that says i don’t have to eat pussy

~batman

laserbobcat:

laserbobcat:

laserbobcat:

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WIP!

I’m trying to do that little shit as a proper creature entry it’s a lot of work!

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This is going slowly, I need to make a few more drawings, the writting is done I think.
Point out english mistakes if you notice some!

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Still haven’t finished this, but I drew my whole party as little pocket behirs! Luke wants belly rubs.

They don’t look dumb enough! By wanting to make them recognizable I passed on the round stupid eyes, which is 99% of the design tbh.

brighid45:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

There is nothing as eerie as having an owl fly over you at night. You can *sense* something’s there, but it’s utterly silent in passage.

xxtc-96xx:

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The sketch line under his eyes looked like a mouth and now I cant unsee it


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TC:

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a ditto has replaced ash!

kamoi:
“COMPUTER ENHANCEGOLD CAPPED SCHMEAT!!!!!
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kamoi:

COMPUTER ENHANCE

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GOLD CAPPED SCHMEAT!!!!!

mango-pickle:

wilburian-deactivated20221116:

helloitsbees:

excusing:

helloitsbees:

asofterepilogue:

helloitsbees:

helloitsbees:

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this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

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everyone lost

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

the trick is to know youre cringe and accept youre cringe but not as cringe as the people you cringe at

theshitpostcalligrapher:

cryptognomicon:

sneakyfeets:

super-egg:

angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat:

the-real-ted-cruz:

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated

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Sign outside Tumblr: “This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. …”

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ofmdblackbeard:

a family can be a homunculus, a flamboyantly dressed captain, and a child arsonist