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chefpyro:

welp i guess we have some real material for a callout post now, dont we

Not really. I mean, you’re the one who told people and apologized. you’re not keeping it a secret anymore so people can’t really hold it against you.

wannabeanimator:

“Zootopia is one of three Walt Disney animated features this year, and, at a glance, it seemed to be the lowest profile of the trio. It’s not the big Pixar sequel (Finding Dory), and it’s not the Thanksgiving fairy tale princess epic (Moana). The quirky gem of a comedy, which sold itself as a zippy talking animal comedy but turned out to be a potent metaphor for race relations and fear-based social control, earned superb reviews and terrific word-of-mouth and sits alongside Deadpool as the ‘Holy crap!’ success story of the year.

And now it’s on the cusp of crossing the $1 billion mark worldwide. With $991 million worldwide, it’s the fourth-biggest animated film ever behind Toy Story 3 ($1.063b), Minions ($1.159b), and Frozen ($1.276b). It is the sixth-biggest ‘non-sequel/prequel’ of all time, behind Alice in Wonderland ($1.025b), Jurassic Park ($1.029b, including the 2013 3D reissue), Frozen ($1.27b), Titanic ($2.186b), and Avatar ($2. 787b). It is Walt Disney’s eleventh-biggest movie ever globally.

Oh, and it is the second-biggest ‘original’ movie ever released (not accounting for inflation) behind only James Cameron’s Avatar. Zootopia was not based on a television show, a comic book, a novel, or a stage play. It was not a sequel, prequel, or reboot from an existing franchise. It is not based on an actual historical event. It was an entirely original concoction.”

perishit:

completely hypothetical i swear

considering the time peridot has, I would say about 3 days.
It took me about 6 days but that also included work. Listening to the lets read would take about 3 days or so and get you most of the way there. either way, It’s 3 or 4 days on the initial read.

Happy birthday @scraps-is-busy
Have some space gramps

Happy birthday @scraps-is-busy

Have some space gramps

Why a chef?

:

I honestly don’t remember.

didn’t you used to wear a chef hat when in tf2 or something?

Why are bootlegs so strange?

Why are bootlegs so strange?

aprilskyforever:

solarcat:

thewinterotter:

The new captain jumped from the deck, fully dressed, and sprinted through the water. A former lifeguard, he kept his eyes on his victim as he headed straight for the couple swimming between their anchored sportfisher and the beach. “I think he thinks you’re drowning,” the husband said to his wife. They had been splashing each other and she had screamed but now they were just standing, neck-deep on the sand bar. “We’re fine; what is he doing?” she asked, a little annoyed. “We’re fine!” the husband yelled, waving him off, but his captain kept swimming hard. ”Move!” he barked as he sprinted between the stunned owners. Directly behind them, not 10 feet away, their 9-year-old daughter was drowning. Safely above the surface in the arms of the captain, she burst into tears, “Daddy!”

How did this captain know—from 50 feet away—what the father couldn’t recognize from just 10? Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect. The captain was trained to recognize drowning by experts and years of experience. The father, on the other hand, had learned what drowning looks like by watching television. If you spend time on or near the water (hint: that’s all of us) then you should make sure that you and your crew know what to look for whenever people enter the water. Until she cried a tearful, “Daddy,” she hadn’t made a sound. As a former Coast Guard rescue swimmer, I wasn’t surprised at all by this story. Drowning is almost always a deceptively quiet event. The waving, splashing, and yelling that dramatic conditioning (television) prepares us to look for is rarely seen in real life.

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Keep reblogging this; summer is upon us and that means swimming season.

learn, and stay safe folks <3

yiffprincethethird:

hugmesenpai:

tateware:

when u open the fridge after ur mom went to the grocery store

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so we’re using furry porn now

WhuhaAAAAT? It’s the face you make after you open the fridge and see yer mom got groceries! Dont be a perv, gosh.