Look out for Non-Organic Substance in part 3!
Secret Panel HERE!Man, Life sure gets around, being a guest character on so many comics :y
We try to save as many people as we can; sometimes that doesn’t mean everybody. But you don’t give up.
The only way I’ll accept the hydracap story line to play out is:
- Steve’s busy being a nazi when Bucky goes to check on him and bucky’s like “wtf the fuck”
- So he’s like “steve no” and steve’s like “steve yes” and Bucky’s like “that’s only funny when you’re a good guy doing reckless things and not a NAZI doing NAZI THINGS” and steve’s like “(ง'̀-‘́)ง” because he’s a dick now
- but Bucky can win this
- because Bucky’s got a secret weapon
- an assassin you know and love who’s unafraid to step in
- he’s constantly confusing, confounding the marvel henchmen
- EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVOURITE FIGHTING TRASH CAN
- Deadpool
- so he goes to deadpool like “you know that thing you do where you break the fourth wall or w/e” and deadpool’s like “yeah?”
- “can i use it for a bit?”
- so they go off and fight the marvel writers (with swords) and then destroy the new issues (with fire) and then they go to see steve and steve hugs them all and he’s crying and thanking them for saving his characterisation
- and then they go out for ice cream or something
THIS IS EFFECTIVELY THE ONLY WAY TO FIX THINGS
my favorite part of this whole thing is the implication that deadpool is the marquis de lafayette of the marvel universe
Do these seniors look familiar to you?
I recognize iroh, arnolds grandfather, mr pickles and the teachers from zim and jimmy neutron but not the one in the gurney.
