I really wanna develop my OCs and I open questions for them at least once a week but I never get any asks for then and so they just sort of sit there doing nothing. and because of that it really feels like there’s no reason to art if nobody is even interested.
- Submitted by @silver-tongues-blog
why white people like this, who get so upset they go roll up in the american flag and cry
This picture is hilariously ironic in the fact that it breaks multiple parts of the (unenforced, but still part of the law) of the U.S. Flag Code, including:
- The flag should not be used as clothing
- The flag should never be used for any advertising purpose.
- The flag should not touch the ground.
Finally made myself as a sburb player.
My kernalsprite would be prototyped first with my plush red panda and then later with my bird, pete, to make the petesprite
a-vinlander-skald-and-bearsark:
You trip and fall to your death.
Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.
“As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?”
“You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”
“You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.”
“You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus.”“You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it.”
“The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot”
“the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death”
“You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled.”
“You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet.”
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
“Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that.”“Right. The archer in the tree just shot himself in the foot. With a Longbow. He is now pinned to the tree with a clothyard shaft. Oh look. You’re all next.”
you fall back down into the pit (while trying to climb out), breaking the jar that you went in there to get.
