Silver Tongue

sgtbuckyb:

clintonfbarton:

ohromanoff:

clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks

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“what do you mean shields gone”

quartz-poker:

mymodernmet:

Tiny Mechanical Insects Made of Watch Parts

Ok but that’s a fucking Mercury-head dime being used for scale. Am I the only one freaking out about the dime more than the wonderful statues?

chefpyro:

the worst thing is when you see people donating large sums of money to an organization like autism speaks with the best of intentions because they simply don’t know where the money really goes like

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quartz-poker:

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quartz-poker:

the-ink-pad:

quartz-poker:

secretlystephaniebrown:

If you need further proof that this decision by Marvel is the actual worst thing ever, please consider that Captain America has officially lost the moral high ground to the Joker

That’s right. 

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THE JOKER NOW HAS HIGHER MORAL STANDARDS THAN STEVE ROGERS, AND THAT’S JUST NOT RIGHT PEOPLE

You forget one time they had everybody die to a zombie apocalypse. (DC did the same thing.) And another time Thor was a frog. And all the times Superman has snapped or turned evil.

Comics do silly things. That’s what they do.

What about that time Deadpool killed every superhuman in existence, including the heroes that can regenerate because he has a magical sword he literally pulls from hammer space that stops/ignores healing factor from working?

Why does it have to be a magical sword? There’s a (mostly experimental) treatment for radiation poisoning that stops your cells from dividing long enough to let your proteins repair the radiation damage to your DNA, thereby ensuring the later cellular division will be healthy.

Just inject a regenerator with a fuckton of that and boom, power neutralized.

Because those with healing factors are even immune to that, at best it slows their healing factor. It was more the fact he literally pulls a sword out of nowhere and can regenerate from a single cell. The only thing that can 100% kill wolverine or deadpool besides that sword is if two planets collide.

How can they be immune to it when it’s newer than basically every comic book character. D:

well people with healing factors work like cell from DBZ. You have to destroy every cell because they can regenerate from a single blood cell. So if someone could hurl them into a sun or a nuclear plant or something. ALternatively, you could also “kill” them by completely destoying their brain. They will regenerate the brain but none of the memories that it had meaning they will have the mentality of a newborn/ From there you could spend years teaching them only what you want them to know

surprisebitch:

aspiringtrophyhusband:

imnotangry-itsjustmyface:

lesbianc3po:

reyton:

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ICONIC

George is savage and its one of my favourite scenes 

Fuck

honestly one of the greatest episodes in television history

justautumn:
“ human au with limb enhancers yo
plus a bonus:
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justautumn:

human au with limb enhancers yo

plus a bonus:

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mellivial:

mystery-mangoes:

i was thinking about underswap and this mess happened

I find this. When I should be studying.

rataplani:

chaosunit0010:

Why the hell were these guys in prison.

well they seem positive about the whole avatar thing and wasn’t that the town that hated all avatars?

also that towns entire justice system is made to screw over the accused. “that’s why they call it justice. because it’s just us”