can ghosts sweat?

reblogger-ocelot:

ask-midnight-whisper:

ultrafacts:

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bill gates, a real life hero

“mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot lasers at it”

Can we have bill gates running for president instead of trump or Hillary?

deoxyrebornicleic:

incanadi-doodle:

deoxyrebornicleic:

incanadi-doodle:

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

How does one “look abusive”

Well he’s like a little bunny and he looks so scared compared to WQ

Ignore me pls

Spelling errors

You seem irritated

Hhhhhhhhhh-

I’m not, dont worry

and nah she’s very protective to White King

Ok, thank you…

That’s v cute

ye

and in actuality she’s married to him for the sake of the game but the king doesnt rly want to either and accepted for the same reason, likewise for the black side

so technically, game wise he is her husband but at the same time he’s just her best friend?? white king knows that black queen and white queen love each other so he’s like p chill about it, same for the black king

their both not rly interested in romance, their “wives” are actually just their best friends they married for the sake of the game lmao

In simple terms, the kings to queens are morails but the queens to each other are matesprits, right?

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

Black pawn 4: if two Rooks were on the moon and one ate the other in a straight line would that be fucked up or what

does that mean BP4 is a shitposter?
Which character would be a night blogger?

silver-tongues-blog:

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don’t forget to check out my lewd succubi. I got the character featured from @pinknightmaresoftartarus

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gearholder:

This girl from school likes Undertale and stumbeld upon Homesuck while looking up Toby Fox stuff, so now she’s reading and is on Act 5 and we’re discussing fandumb shit now

>:U
undertale was one of the things that got me into homestuck, it’s not that uncommon. I’m already on my third time reading it and only just realized what the ending means.

solowoohooinpillowfort:

au fanfiction be like:

disgustedorite:

copperpossem:

Science class: i wanna draw

Math class: i wanna draw

Drama class: i wanna draw

English class: i wanna draw

Art class: don’t tell me what to do

Me in art class: i wanna draw but not that

davekatswag:

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down