Silver Tongue

tlrledbetter:

Someone: “Man, the PPG reboot sucks so much. If only there was another, much better new show that also has premieres all month that could help cheer me up…”

Me:

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Is that pacifica northwest at the top left?

saddestblogger:
“ cactimom:
“ saddestblogger:
“ caught the bae sleepin
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now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(
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that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak
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saddestblogger:

cactimom:

saddestblogger:

caught the bae sleepin

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

0verwatch:

“JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE !!!”

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kirbyfanneox:

type-formula:

pitfather:

i like the idea that there are no longer such things as casual groups of friends. no, you’re in a squad. weaponize your friendships. battle other squads for social dominance. who wants to fucking fight

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Kamen Rider x Super Sentai: Super Hero Taisen (2012)

confirmance:
“ this
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I refuse to believe rose quartz is actually rose quartz until she does a sonic spindash

when parents try to live vicariously through their childrenπŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
welcome to my jitchen

dangergays:

exceptionals:

we have jananis…

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and javocadis…

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#good luck future historians

iztarshi:

Inspired by various tumblr posts.

Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetry alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.

Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.

You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.

That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?

You really want a human.