Silver Tongue

transmechanicus:

in-love-with-my-bed:

imlizy:

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

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starcrossedcherik:

protectspock:

protectspock:

I’ve got a theory that when Vulcans say “I do not experience that emotion” or “I do not feel ___” it’s actually a traditional mantra/prayer rather than a statement of fact.

Picture an angry vulcan five year-old with balled up fists being taught to say “I do not experience anger” over and over until they calm down.

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i fucking love this theory

ndiecity:

lakemojave:

ndiecity:

why no love for the humble pangolin??

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physical manifestation of 👉👈

featherless biped

gffa:

ginathethundergoddess:

gffa:

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a True Jedi.  Not because he’s mastered himself and his emotions or anything (though, that, too) but because he’s a giant fucking nerd who wants to study literal brain worms and gets mad when Anakin stomps them to death and he probably thinks the height of a Saturday night is a grammar argument with another Jedi Master about some obscure text philosophizing on the Force.  This is the only metric by which a True Jedi can be measured, I will accept nothing else.

Excuse you. True jedi are measured by how many Lego studs they collect.

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This is the only correction I am willing to accept.

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joycesully:

flipocrite:

lurlur:

azzandra:

kelssiel:

kindnessandsunshine:

thesassyducks:

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

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found-family speedrun

New offspring just dropped.

miyabau:
““cow in a meadow!
” ”

miyabau:

cow in a meadow!

jmonsaord:

Happy pride to my favourite image

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