deoxyrebornicleic:

ven fucking chill

Based off of this vine

samandriel:

samandriel:

samandriel:

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

in case you were wondering this is him

New lewd on my porn blog @silvertongue-nsfw

hasure:

the reboot will never be as good as the original because it didn’t have scenes like this one

augur-of-colas:

gaegi:

i found them

“The boys are coming from INSIDE THE TOWN”

yourstoryisnoteverover:

kimflewoverthecuckoosnest:

yourstoryisnoteverover:

kimflewoverthecuckoosnest:

therealsteelman:

yourstoryisnoteverover:

Women belong in the kitchen.

Men belong in the kitchen.

Everyone belongs in the kitchen.

There’s food in the kitchen.

I can get behind this movement

Can I stay in the dining room though?

You can stay in the dining room. Food will be ready shortly.

Thank you, I’ll set the table

Use the good china.

mercymain:

i love when two people make the exact same post worded differently

fuckouttahereb:

It’s pretty cool when two people make the same post but different

kit-harington:

_{Deadpool - deleted scenes.}

fangsartwokshop:

fletty:

lavallett1:

fletty:

Fan fictions suffer from those kinds of authors a lot.

I understand. You found paradise in the internet, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The staff protected you and there were terms of service. You didn’t need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: “Fan fictions suffer from those kinds of authors a lot.” But you don’t say it with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you insult my horribly transparent coping mechanisms.

@rosexknight